zoe. retoast.. Someone needs to make a "five nights at freddies" but instead call it "Five guys at zoe's" zoe retoast Someone needs to make a "five nights at freddies" but instead call it "Five guys zoe's"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - drololol
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**drololol rolled image** She probably hates life.
#31 to #2 - anon id: 48204468
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you might say shes on a depression quest...
#49 to #31 - drololol
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Depression you say.
#3 to #2 - didactus
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But loves cock.
#9 to #3 - drololol
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High five.
#13 to #9 - cyberkite
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I laughed waaaaaaay toooo much by this
#20 to #9 - anon id: 0d887ad6
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the first time since ages this was not used for trolling I love you
the first time since ages this was not used for trolling I love you
User avatar #4 - Zokaraim
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I have missed something...
What is this story behind this woman then?
#10 to #4 - anon id: 01e17c0d
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expraniiition?
User avatar #5 to #4 - oxymoronking [OP]
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Quinnspiracy Theory: The Five Guys Saga
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zokaraim
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24 minutes... nope, dont care anymore
User avatar #12 to #6 - OOOnelsonOOO
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Tl;DR

A girl made a ****** game, then when people didn't like it she took down the comments that were bad, then slept with 5 game review writers so they would give her good reviews. Then she claimed she was being harassed No evidence, and when anyone ask for evidence, the comments are removed, from basically every site except FJ (it's even taken off 4chan) and asked for donations, and feminist are giving her money to stand up to male oppressors, who honestly, hadn't done anything yet.
User avatar #33 to #12 - stevecartel
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What is the game?
User avatar #34 to #33 - OOOnelsonOOO
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A poorly put together flash game called "Depression Quest"

I've not played it but the two main things said about it is that "it's a great game that focuses on core issues in society, and helps spread awareness for a huge problem" and "it's horribly put together, and plays like a first year phyc student made it, and all it really does is say how terrible men are."

The only people saying the first review are feminist and guys whom's dick she has sucked.
User avatar #37 to #34 - stevecartel
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Better than Call of Duty
User avatar #38 to #37 - OOOnelsonOOO
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Sadly, for once it is not.

It's a game that a high school Computer Science student could make in his spare time. Actually, I made (shorter) better put together games than that in High school.
User avatar #40 to #38 - stevecartel
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I'm still not going to play Call of Duty again with their **** "Blunt Force" weed skin packs and Snoop Dog voice over that the swaggy 9 year old's play.
User avatar #16 to #12 - Zokaraim
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Thanks, I gave up about 3 minutes in the video
User avatar #8 to #6 - oxymoronking [OP]
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trust me, its worth the watch
also, he reads everything so you could just play civ5 (on steam sale for it and all its dlc for 19.99) while you listen
#29 to #8 - anon id: eabb3e7c
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Gabe? is that you?
User avatar #30 to #29 - oxymoronking [OP]
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...
#1 - anon id: 1952090d
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Yes, we get it. She's a whore.
#23 to #1 - Metric
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No one really cares that she's a whore, it's everything else that she did. Literally people keep assuming that the "she's a whore" is the issue. The real thing is that she used social media and gaming news claiming that she was being harassed... when infact she made it up to garner attention for her game on depression.... the group she targeted was a group of depressed people.... who were victimized and harrassed... basically the short story is the gaming news outlets empowered a ******* terrible person to do terrible things for her own personal profit.

It's just the fact that her ex-boyfriend put up a post that got people looking into her and the controversy came to light (via her ******* 5 guys in the industry to move up). It's absolutely MIND boggling how aweful of a human being she is. Her ******* her boss, a reporter, and other conflicts of intrest was basically what got us researching her in curiousity... then we found out she was a horrible monster... AND a whore.
#26 to #23 - poppenhoffer
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IMO if a guy had done this **** then exactly no one would give a **** and we'd just chalk it up to him being sort of a dick and leave it at that.

Also, do you expect an ex-boyfriend to tell the truth 100% of the time? People can be really ******* spiteful.
#27 to #26 - Metric
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This is VERY TL;DR worthy. Keep that in mind...

Honestly, the boyfriends story has nothing to really do with it ultimately. It basically perked people's interest to start looking into her. What we found however is a slew of really scary stuff about the industry in general.

Basically, had this been anyone else, the industry would of CRUCIFIED them. Zoe has the unfortunate backing of SJWs who basically accuse the internet of being sexist towards her... but that's not the point at all. The point is she has a very unique status amongst devs in general. What happened is that she is officially a symbol of "femminism in gamming" which has defacto become a buzz word for kotaku/escapist and various other gaming outlets. Think of it this way, what makes a better title "sexism in gaming devs" or anything else. That **** gets clicks and thus banner revenues.

The problem arises therefore that she IS a terrible person, and completely NOT a worthy representation of what she is supposed to be. (see Doxxing a female orintated dev program, using the wizzard board... ext,,, the list of her actions are horrifyingly long).

And now we come to the real problem... SJWs and the game reporting industry have basically supported a monstrous human being at the expense of innocent victims. The problem is that they are not willing to back down and acknowledge that zoe, their becon of light, might actually be a monster... and they have begun to suppress information via 4chan and reddit.... and pretty much every major gaming outlet to hide the folly. No one wants to admit that this beacon of feminism values is a hippo-critical, degenerative, soul sucking, info suppressing succubus.

Hell, in all honestly I orignally was on her side when I saw this on the jimquistion back in the day... now that I know the truth I kinda feel utter outrage.
User avatar #22 - timmylickens
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Someone needs to make a "five nights at freddies" but instead call it "Five guys at zoe's"
#21 - comradewinter
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#24 - cactusphalus
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Since FJ has only talked about this for the last couple of days, I now have the mental image of this ugly bitch having sex... and it's pretty vivid   
   
thanks guys
Since FJ has only talked about this for the last couple of days, I now have the mental image of this ugly bitch having sex... and it's pretty vivid

thanks guys
#28 to #24 - intrepidy
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I am fairly certain she has nudes.
#32 - stevecartel
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Can someone tell me who the **** is this "Zoe" chick? I just got out my laptop for like 3 days.
#35 to #32 - vividfiasco
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Uhh chick bangs "Five Guys" for positive reviews.

Those five guys are pretty important in the gaming community. She's one of the crazy SJW's. Pretty much a take over on most forum sites and deleting any negativity about her and her game as well as this scandal.
User avatar #36 to #35 - stevecartel
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Who were the five guys?
#39 to #36 - vividfiasco
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tbh, I'm not sure. Lemme look it up for you. (i dont really care about a chick and her escapades to make her ****** game have better reviews)

www.funnyjunk.com/THE+ZOE+SHITSTORM+BUCKLE+UP+LIL+NIGGAS/text/5264957/ Here we go, should get you up to speed.
#41 to #39 - stevecartel
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Thanks.
Thanks.
#42 to #41 - vividfiasco
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No problem, read on and ... iunno either join them or lean back and enjoy the ensuing *********.
#45 to #42 - stevecartel
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Hey, uhhh I don't know what happened but for a moment I can thumb up your comments to oblivion for some reason...here's proof
#47 to #45 - vividfiasco
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Shows up normal for me. xD Maybe you have a special gift, it's up to you to decide what makes it to the front page. Use it wisely.
#48 to #47 - stevecartel
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I have the power!
I have the power!
#46 to #42 - stevecartel
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When I reply it resets.
#25 - dingdongpancakes
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User avatar #18 - fapstodinosaurs
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Someone explain this **** about Zoe and Five Guys?
User avatar #19 to #18 - oxymoronking [OP]
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#14 - anon id: a3951948
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**anonymous rolled image** What she'll **** next.
User avatar #15 to #14 - oxymoronking [OP]
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