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How To Get Laid

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Submitted: 09/26/2010
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#68 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2010) [-]
dear danielgalea,

it didn't work. I shall be suing you later this week for damages to my testicles.

sincerely, fuck you.
User avatar #203 - ImmortalBaconEater (09/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I found that a poem works best:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in the van
#29 - TheFreshPrince (09/26/2010) [-]
Smooth. Like Keith Stone.
User avatar #165 - ThenakedToaster (09/27/2010) [-]
"quote from the video we all just watched"
User avatar #156 - fuglyreign (09/27/2010) [-]
Oh you silly people....why do I need to lie my way into someone's pants when I can just rape them?
User avatar #105 - purplenigger (09/26/2010) [-]
black version= rape
#98 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2010) [-]
"well would you look at this... This is called, MY FUCKIN' DICK
#171 - Whatsatroll **User deleted account** (09/27/2010) [-]
Whoops that not were you put my water...
#137 - KnightInShining (09/26/2010) [-]
ba-ba-ba- BITCHESS!!!!!! lol so good!
#131 - OhShizItsAshley (09/26/2010) [-]
This is the FUNNIEST shit Ive seen on FJ since the old orange/yellow FJ.
#93 - zombeestonight (09/26/2010) [-]
Maybe it helps to wear abercrombie, bieber hair and have your whole video sound like a powerthirst commercial.
#106 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2010) [-]
LIER IT DOESNT WORK i got kicked in the balls
User avatar #80 - pancakemuncher (09/26/2010) [-]
BA
BA
BA
BITCHES!
#53 - indiankid (09/26/2010) [-]
almost as good as me
User avatar #221 - Lupitaaa (09/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Roses are red
nuts are round
skirts go up
panties go down.
Belly to belly
skin to skin
when its stiff
stick it in!

.. And thats a fucking love poem.
#139 - sarc (09/26/2010) [-]
MUTHA FUKIN WIN!!!
User avatar #45 - php (09/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this is called MY FUCKING DICK!
User avatar #23 - Hippiekiller (09/26/2010) [-]
"aw pickles I spilt water on my spants" XD
User avatar #185 - CameronLucas (09/27/2010) [-]
*Insert quote from video here*
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