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Pokemon Gangsta Rap

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It's a school night<br />
And Im at the mall with the crew<br />
Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew<br />
Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again<br />
We dont listen to our parents<br />
Well stay out till ten<br />
Head over to the Gamestop<br />
G H tres! (Guitar Hero Three)<br />
Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case<br />
It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye<br />
A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five<br />
Dang, thats a hella good deal<br />
Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real?<br />
Whats pokeman?<br />
Poke man, its pokemon<br />
And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon<br />
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So we get the games and then we walk out the door<br />
Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four<br />
Thats right<br />
I got blue and you know my boys got red<br />
I take my game home and thats when my girl said<br />
Listen! When you gonna take my out like you claim?<br />
Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game<br />
Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save?<br />
And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave<br />
So then she left me<br />
But you know its all good<br />
Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood<br />
Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin<br />
Is there something in your pocket?<br />
No, I think Im evolving<br />
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Girl, yeah would you please give me something<br />
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)<br />
Its like my Arbok is jumpin <br />
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice<br />
Its my payday tonight<br />
Meowth, thats right<br />
Girl, take my hand lets go<br />
We can take a trip down victory road<br />
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time<br />
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.<br />
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I start with Charmander<br />
Thats right I dont mess around<br />
I teach a butterfree confusion and then I take Brock to town<br />
And when things get Misty, heh, its not too bad<br />
Bellsprout, vinewhip, and you got the Cascade badge<br />
Yeah I got so many pokemon that my P.C. is trashed<br />
I sell trades on the streets just for stone cold cash<br />
Yeah you got some dough, bring it forward, and I can get you a Venusaur<br />
But shhhh, keep it down you know the police is all up on my store.<br />
This man he thought that I was pulling his chain, dang!<br />
Now he wont never ever try that again<br />
Fella need a poke-center<br />
Ding, ding, da, da, ding<br />
Oh and did I fail to mention I got me some poke-bling<br />
<br />
Girl, yeah would you please give me something<br />
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)<br />
Its like my Arbok is jumpin <br />
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice<br />
Its my payday tonight<br />
Meowth, thats right<br />
Girl, take my hand lets go<br />
We can take a trip down victory road<br />
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time<br />
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.<br />
<br />
(breakdown)<br />
<br />
I got the Bolder Badge<br />
Girl I know you like that<br />
I got the Thunder Stone<br />
Girl I know you like that<br />
I got the Dome Fossil<br />
Girl I know you like that<br />
Thats right I know you like that<br />
<br />
Girl, yeah would you please give me something<br />
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)<br />
Its like my Arbok is jumpin <br />
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice<br />
Its my payday tonight<br />
Meowth, thats right<br />
Girl, take my hand lets go<br />
We can take a trip down victory road<br />
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time<br />
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

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Submitted: 08/15/2009
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#1 - anon (08/16/2009) [-]
awesome i love pokemon
#19 - ThisSHITrightHERE **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
O-o EPIC .....purely pokeyEpIc
#4 - BOOMxHEADSHOTX (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
gangsters dont wear hollister...
User avatar #5 to #4 - GayPrideLovesYou (01/09/2010) [-]
Pokemon Gangsters do
User avatar #27 - HoShoots (05/05/2011) [-]
That was amazing.

When I see you, it's like my Arbok's jumping.
User avatar #24 - ihasapie (01/28/2011) [-]
i throw my balls up in the air sometimes! singing aaaay-oh! pokemon, go!
User avatar #22 - zaperzero (01/04/2011) [-]
bender approves
User avatar #20 - roseandolivia (09/04/2010) [-]
If you like this and pokemon, watch our videos :)
#18 - anon (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i think the title is a typo should it be called pokemon fagget rap
User avatar #21 to #18 - DiabloStrawhat (10/10/2010) [-]
i think anons should shut their whore mouths
#17 - lawlkid **User deleted account** (05/08/2010) [-]
L -M -A - ****** -O! ladies checkin us out like we the elite FO! we can take a trip down victory road!
#16 - anon (04/02/2010) [-]
I used to think that i was a dork for liking pokemon, but now, sense someone bothered to make a RAP about it, i feel that im no longer a dork, thanks you mde me feel alot better about myself :')
User avatar #15 - SailorPokemon (03/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
BITCH, YES.

Best rap (other than the PokeRap), EVER.

I love you guys for doing this! Hehe. > v <
#13 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
LOL theres a one peice ad...
#12 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like "You wanna trade these cards?" "Damn right, I wanna trade these cards, I'll trade this, but not my Charizard!"
#11 - anon (03/07/2010) [-]
pokemon is FINALLY cool ^_^
#7 - anon (02/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
giovannis rhe eight badge stupid bitches dont play the game i beat it in 2
hours :D
User avatar #10 to #7 - VanHalenGuy (03/03/2010) [-]
I take you have no life.... Go suck a dick.
User avatar #3 - KeraWoolfe (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This makes me happy. And I hate rap! :D
#2 - BigFattyButt (10/05/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i thought i would never say this but, ide rather lesson to Jonas Brothers than this!
#14 to #2 - anon (03/21/2010) [-]
Then you sir, are a **** ! ;)
#26 - anon (03/27/2011) [-]
POKEMON IS GAY AND ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE GAY FOR LIKING IT. GO SUCK A DICK YOU ******* GAY HOMOS AND DON'T EVER COME BACK ON THIS SITE. ******* HOMOSEXUALS AND THEIR ******* POKEMON. YOU WANT A POKEMON TO LICK YOUR BALLS AND TITS, PEOPLE? YOU'RE BEASTIAL BASTARDS AND ARE GOING TO HELL YOU SICK ************* ASSHOLE WHORES!
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