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Pokemon Gangsta Rap

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It's a school night<br />
And Im at the mall with the crew<br />
Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew<br />
Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again<br />
We dont listen to our parents<br />
Well stay out till ten<br />
Head over to the Gamestop<br />
G H tres! (Guitar Hero Three)<br />
Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case<br />
It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye<br />
A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five<br />
Dang, thats a hella good deal<br />
Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real?<br />
Whats pokeman?<br />
Poke man, its pokemon<br />
And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon<br />
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So we get the games and then we walk out the door<br />
Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four<br />
Thats right<br />
I got blue and you know my boys got red<br />
I take my game home and thats when my girl said<br />
Listen! When you gonna take my out like you claim?<br />
Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game<br />
Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save?<br />
And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave<br />
So then she left me<br />
But you know its all good<br />
Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood<br />
Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin<br />
Is there something in your pocket?<br />
No, I think Im evolving<br />
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Girl, yeah would you please give me something<br />
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)<br />
Its like my Arbok is jumpin <br />
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice<br />
Its my payday tonight<br />
Meowth, thats right<br />
Girl, take my hand lets go<br />
We can take a trip down victory road<br />
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time<br />
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.<br />
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I start with Charmander<br />
Thats right I dont mess around<br />
I teach a butterfree confusion and then I take Brock to town<br />
And when things get Misty, heh, its not too bad<br />
Bellsprout, vinewhip, and you got the Cascade badge<br />
Yeah I got so many pokemon that my P.C. is trashed<br />
I sell trades on the streets just for stone cold cash<br />
Yeah you got some dough, bring it forward, and I can get you a Venusaur<br />
But shhhh, keep it down you know the police is all up on my store.<br />
This man he thought that I was pulling his chain, dang!<br />
Now he wont never ever try that again<br />
Fella need a poke-center<br />
Ding, ding, da, da, ding<br />
Oh and did I fail to mention I got me some poke-bling<br />
<br />
Girl, yeah would you please give me something<br />
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)<br />
Its like my Arbok is jumpin <br />
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice<br />
Its my payday tonight<br />
Meowth, thats right<br />
Girl, take my hand lets go<br />
We can take a trip down victory road<br />
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time<br />
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.<br />
<br />
(breakdown)<br />
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I got the Bolder Badge<br />
Girl I know you like that<br />
I got the Thunder Stone<br />
Girl I know you like that<br />
I got the Dome Fossil<br />
Girl I know you like that<br />
Thats right I know you like that<br />
<br />
Girl, yeah would you please give me something<br />
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)<br />
Its like my Arbok is jumpin <br />
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice<br />
Its my payday tonight<br />
Meowth, thats right<br />
Girl, take my hand lets go<br />
We can take a trip down victory road<br />
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time<br />
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#19 - ThisSHITrightHERE **User deleted account**
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(07/16/2010) [-]
O-o EPIC .....purely pokeyEpIc
#4 - BOOMxHEADSHOTX
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(01/07/2010) [-]
gangsters dont wear hollister...
User avatar #5 to #4 - GayPrideLovesYou
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(01/09/2010) [-]
Pokemon Gangsters do
User avatar #20 - roseandolivia
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(09/04/2010) [-]
If you like this and pokemon, watch our videos :)
#18 - anon id: beee23cd
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(05/16/2010) [-]
i think the title is a typo should it be called pokemon fagget rap
User avatar #21 to #18 - DiabloStrawhat
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(10/10/2010) [-]
i think anons should shut their whore mouths
User avatar #23 to #21 - OmegaHelFire
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(01/15/2011) [-]
I concur! If your too much of a pussy to post your name you shouldn't even be allowed to comment.
#17 - lawlkid **User deleted account**
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(05/08/2010) [-]
L -M -A -****** -O! ladies checkin us out like we the elite FO! we can take a trip down victory road!
#16 - anon id: 97cc6a93
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(04/02/2010) [-]
I used to think that i was a dork for liking pokemon, but now, sense someone bothered to make a RAP about it, i feel that im no longer a dork, thanks you mde me feel alot better about myself :')
User avatar #15 - SailorPokemon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
BITCH, YES.

Best rap (other than the PokeRap), EVER.

I love you guys for doing this! Hehe. > v <
User avatar #25 to #15 - modmanawesome **User deleted account**
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(02/18/2011) [-]
i agrey with you
i want to be the best
there every was to beat
all the rest yeah thats my cause
electrode,diglett,nidoran,manky,
venusaur,ratatta,fearow,pigey,
seaking,jo lteon,dragonite,gastly,
ponyta,vaporeon,polywrath,butterfree,
catch'em catch'em gota catch'em all pokemon
someone finish please
#13 - anon id: 8ba474d4
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(03/18/2010) [-]
LOL theres a one peice ad...
#2 - BigFattyButt
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(10/05/2009) [-]
i thought i would never say this but, ide rather lesson to Jonas Brothers than this!
#14 to #2 - anon id: e2d85dcf
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(03/21/2010) [-]
Then you sir, are a ****! ;)
#1 - anon id: 5da583d9
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(08/16/2009) [-]
awesome i love pokemon
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