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this song is awesome

Her are the words LOL <br />
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.<br />
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.<br />
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.<br />
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.<br />
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.<br />
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.<br />
Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)<br />
We said put some clothes on, they was like &quot;No&quot;, now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad)<br />
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids.<br />
Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool.<br />
You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)<br />
(You know)<br />
Now I'm thinking while we over there<br />
(We should)<br />
Lay down a couple states.<br />
(Yessir)<br />
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run **** a whole new way.<br />
Yeah<br />
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.<br />
Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?<br />
No, Germans seem to really like starting **** but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win<br />
&quot;But we did kick France's ass! &quot;<br />
Yes you did, but who did not?<br />
Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like &quot;Whoops my bad! &quot;<br />
We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again.<br />
They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million.<br />
I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!<br />
**** y'all<br />
&quot;Nein please don't blow us up! &quot;<br />
Get ****** <br />
&quot;But it was only a game! &quot;<br />
Y'all suck<br />
&quot;But we won't do it anymore! &quot;<br />
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!<br />
Yeah<br />
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white.<br />
We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans.<br />
(Yeah)<br />
Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think.<br />
Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.<br />
When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.<br />
(Wee wee)<br />
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say &quot;Ninja please&quot;!<br />
And if they keep ******* round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses.<br />
(Then)<br />
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with &quot;istan&quot;.<br />
(Cause they all stupid)<br />
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.<br />
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.<br />
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.<br />
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.<br />
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.<br />
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.<br />
Cause they had a bad earthquake.

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