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i didnt make this.<br />
<br />
*LYRICS*<br />
<br />
(Vader with Sidious/Emporer) <br />
It's not the east or the west side. <br />
No it's not! <br />
It's not the north or the south side. <br />
No it's not! <br />
It's the Dark side. <br />
You are correct! <br />
Keep frontin' the Empire, <br />
To all you Vader-haters out there, <br />
We'll blow your planet up! <br />
<br />
What is thy bidding my master? <br />
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after. <br />
What if he could be turned to the Dark side? <br />
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi. <br />
He will join us or die! <br />
<br />
We got death star!(Death Star!) x 8 <br />
<br />
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!) <br />
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!) (fade after) <br />
<br />
(Owen) <br />
Luke, get your ass over here right now! <br />
And quit monkeying around with that damned landspeeder, <br />
where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy? <br />
You cleaned your room? <br />
<br />
(Luke) <br />
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation, <br />
I cleaned the droids, <br />
Can I go to the Toshi Station? <br />
I gotta lay away on the power converter, <br />
But now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherder! <br />
<br />
(Obi-Wan) <br />
Luke, use the Force and run, <br />
Run to Degobah, Run to Degobah, <br />
Luke, use the Force and run, <br />
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah. <br />
<br />
(Yoda) <br />
I'm Yoda, <br />
I'm a soulja, <br />
I'll mold ya, and fold ya, <br />
I thought I told ya! <br />
Don't be unwise judge me not by my size, <br />
You wont believe your eyes, <br />
Watch the X-wing rise! <br />
<br />
(Luke) <br />
Yoda, why you being a playa-hata? <br />
You know still I must confront Lord Vader! <br />
<br />
(Yoda) <br />
But Luke, not ready are you! <br />
<br />
(Luke) <br />
But there's a city in the clouds where they keeping ma crew, <br />
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, <br />
so now Vader, I'm coming for you! <br />
<br />
(Luke in X-Wing) <br />
Yea, that's right R-2., <br />
Set a new course. <br />
We're going to cloud city. <br />
Ah. Thats a mighty good Gin and tonic <br />
You should mix me up another? <br />
<br />
(Lord Vader) <br />
Impressive, now release yo' anger, <br />
You must have sensed that yo' friends are in danger. <br />
<br />
(Luke) <br />
Ow! why did you slice off my hand? <br />
<br />
(Lord Vader) <br />
It's imperative that you understand. <br />
Obi-Wan would never bother, <br />
Telling you about your father. <br />
<br />
(Luke) <br />
He told me enough, he told me you killed him! <br />
<br />
(Lord Vader) <br />
Then there is something, I must reveal him. <br />
I am yo' fatha, <br />
I'm yo' fatha, <br />
I am yo' fatha, <br />
I'm yo' fatha, <br />
I am yo' fatha, <br />
I'm yo' fatha, <br />
I am yo' fatha, <br />
I'm yo' fatha'! <br />
<br />
(Han Solo) <br />
Knock him out the box, Luke, <br />
Knock him out! <br />
Knock him out the box, Luke, <br />
Knock him out! <br />
Knock him out the box, Luke, <br />
Knock him out! <br />
Knock him out the box, Luke, <br />
Knock him out! <br />
Knock him out the box, Luke.

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User avatar #1 - kdoug (09/11/2009) [-]
lol kick ass rap
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