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Do you have trouble going to sleep? Is there so much on your mind, you stay up for hours? Can anything help? Why not brush your teeth before you sleep?! Introducing new PearlyDreams toothpaste, the brilliant new toothpaste invented by a dentist, with sleep enhancing ingredients. Pearly Dreams is the first toothpaste formulated with melatonin, known as your body's natural sleep signal, plus a unique balance of organic herbal extracts. PearlyDreams sleep aid patent was even featured in the New Yor...more » Do you have trouble going to sleep? Is there so much on your mind, you stay up for hours? Can anything help? Why not brush your teeth before you sleep?! Introducing new PearlyDreams toothpaste, the brilliant new toothpaste invented by a dentist, with sleep enhancing ingredients. Pearly Dreams is the first toothpaste formulated with melatonin, known as your body's natural sleep signal, plus a unique balance of organic herbal extracts. PearlyDreams sleep aid patent was even featured in the New York Times magazine. Brush your teeth before you sleep, what could be more natural! Don't wait another night, order the patented sleep aid, PearlyDreams Sleep Enhanching Toothpaste now for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. Go to [url deleted] or call 1.888.5Pearly. That's http://www. [url deleted] or 1.888.5Pearly. Order Pearly Dreams tonight and brush your teeth before you sleep!
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#8 - anonymous (05/25/2009) [-]
wouldn't sexs just do the trick?? oh wait, this must be for nerds
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#9 to #8 - anonymous (06/24/2009) [-]
oh you must be a fag
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#7 - anonymous (05/23/2009) [-]
will u get 2 ur bed in time or smash ur head in on the floor or wall :P
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#6 - Mister Saturn (05/20/2009) [-]
i'm not paying 20 bucks for toothpaste.
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#5 - acerussell (05/18/2009) [-]
i have to go wit that one kid..dont most people brush befor going 2 bed
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#4 - anonymous (05/12/2009) [-]
um, don't MOST people brush before they go to sleep?
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#3 - anonymous (05/11/2009) [-]
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the r>next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life . captcha moron how ironic
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#2 - anonymous (05/11/2009) [-]
fuck yeahi need tat. i cant get 2 sleep
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#1 - anonymous (05/10/2009) [-]
i dont get how this is supposed to be funny..

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