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    Little Boy Reads Creepy Book

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    Forst time posting anything, hope it goes well. =)<br />
    My little brother Desmond, reading his first book, &amp;quot;The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey&amp;quot;.<br />
    What he is saying: <br />
    A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.<br />
    B is for Basil asaulted by bears. Bears is goina eat him. <br />
    C is for Clara who wasted away. <br />
    D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. <br />
    E is for Earnest who choke on a peach. <br />
    F is for Fanny sucked (dry) by a leach. <br />
    G is for George smothered under a rug. <br />
    H is for Hecter done (in) by a thug.<br />
    I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.<br />
    J is for James who drowned in a lake(took lye by mistake).<br />
    K is for Kate who was struck by an ax.<br />
    L is for Leo who swallowed a tacks.<br />
    M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.<br />
    N is for Neville, wait wait wait, THAT sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui.<br />
    O is for Olive run in an awl(run through with an awl)<br />
    P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.<br />
    V is for Victor and squashed by a train.<br />
    R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

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    #1 - PinkFloydFan
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    My teacher had a poster of this, lol
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    f is for fire that burns down the whole town.......
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    cool song like that book, thumbs if u like - [url deleted]
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    the song was - Gorey demise by creature feture
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    Can't understand a damn word he says.
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