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Little Boy Reads Creepy Book

Forst time posting anything, hope it goes well. =)<br />
My little brother Desmond, reading his first book, &amp;quot;The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey&amp;quot;.<br />
What he is saying: <br />
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.<br />
B is for Basil asaulted by bears. Bears is goina eat him. <br />
C is for Clara who wasted away. <br />
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. <br />
E is for Earnest who choke on a peach. <br />
F is for Fanny sucked (dry) by a leach. <br />
G is for George smothered under a rug. <br />
H is for Hecter done (in) by a thug.<br />
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.<br />
J is for James who drowned in a lake(took lye by mistake).<br />
K is for Kate who was struck by an ax.<br />
L is for Leo who swallowed a tacks.<br />
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.<br />
N is for Neville, wait wait wait, THAT sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui.<br />
O is for Olive run in an awl(run through with an awl)<br />
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.<br />
V is for Victor and squashed by a train.<br />
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

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User avatar #1 - PinkFloydFan (07/23/2010) [-]
My teacher had a poster of this, lol
User avatar #6 - Volvox (12/31/2010) [-]
f is for fire that burns down the whole town.......
#3 - KingKrum **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
cool song like that book, thumbs if u like - [url deleted]
#2 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Can't understand a damn word he says.
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