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I am adorable, so precious xD

haha, it's catchy. and retarded thumbs up?!<br />
Lyrics:<br />
Allright lets do this yall<br />
Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)<br />
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.<br />
Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.<br />
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.<br />
Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases<br />
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces<br />
Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone<br />
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.<br />
I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,<br />
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.<br />
Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,<br />
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.<br />
Zero times one equals none.<br />
Me plus you equals fun.<br />
Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.<br />
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?<br />
I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.<br />
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.<br />
Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.<br />
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.<br />
Most of other boys will play you for a fool.<br />
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.<br />
I know how please you cus I can do sex good.<br />
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.<br />
The square root of 1600 is 40.<br />
Dont you wanna be my shortie.<br />
When I first saw you I was astounded.<br />
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.<br />
Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded<br />
JUSTIN<br />
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)<br />
DAD<br />
Stop singing that song<br />
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong<br />
JUSTIN<br />
I wanna sleep on you.<br />
DAD<br />
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy<br />
JUSTIN<br />
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.

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Submitted: 07/21/2010
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#6 - xRidethelightningx **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
wait a second, the dad is....


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#5 - xRidethelightningx **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Im so glad its finally you and me and were all alone



Except for my dad cuz hes the chaperone....PURE WIN LOL



User avatar #1 - lilgood (07/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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