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Fart In The Duck

Classic song from a Dutch children's show. Here's the lyrics so you can sing along.

The Mormons don't think they will cope,
They pull the dribbles off my cock,
The gay homo - hands up too fast,
But hurled that bulb and hand up arse.

A Russian cunt has musky growths.
And do the cunts feel? Err....a lute....
Da, da, feel her and duck of May,
And open, it won't roll an egg!

But sit and fart in the duck,
And sit and fart in my love.
Dick full. My need? Bang her hard.
And sit and fart in the duck!
But sit and fart in the duck,
And sick and barf in the duck.
Dick full. My need? Bang her mum.
Distort that tart in my nub.

(My mate, Dave Tattoo makes glues to market)
(And that Veruca's fruit circuit)

Lick, lick, don't mind - three squirts, I'm fine.
Isiah doth feast and eat pork pie!
I'll take murder and ugh of ping,
Though was that has-been made of zinc?

Chris "Meat", don't cry, gay Dave and Dale.
That's proper "fleurghber", up my nail.
Roll Frodo here Claire - via a crab!
I'm lost a beehive in my duck!

But sit and fart in the duck,
And sit and fart in my love.
Dick full. My need? Bang her hard.
And sit and fart in the duck!
But sit and fart in the duck,
And sick and barf in the duck.
Dick full. My need? Bang her mum.
Distort that tart in my nub.

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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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