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The Vibrator Song

A vibrator heist gone oh so right!

Cast: Michelle Winters. Katy Dolle, Beth Alspaugh, Liz Mignarri, Dom Best, Abraham Anene Ntonya, Brent Davis

Lyrics:

I bought a vibrator yesterday
And I'm excited to use it today
I can't fight what I think about
I'm delighted to end this drought
My first attempt to immerse myself in solo stimulation
I'll feel so good, so real, you know I'll be digging the sensation
My pink vibrator takes batteries
And I'll try it on all different speeds
A dual motor in and out of water's gonna tease my excitation
So big, so cute, this rig is gonna please me with its vibration
I'm gonna climax, again and again
Again and again, again and again
Who needs men, to orgasm?
No I won't pretend, to orgasm!
Ever again...
My vagina is waiting
My insides anticipating
I'll spend all night with you inside, my heart's been palpitating
No need to wait or lubricate, my bed post will be shaking
I won't hide, I won't hesitate
I'm gonna climax when you oscillate
Multiple times
I'll be satisfied
Just me and my vibrator... and me!

Written and produced by: Michelle Winters and Joe Wesley

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Submitted: 05/21/2013
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#3 - fukyu (05/21/2013) [-]
she sounds almost as bad as the canadian who ****** up the american national anthem recently
#2 - lazygemini (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just googled what a vibrator was and if this gets out to all the other girls we all stand the risk of ending up in the friendzone!
I just googled what a vibrator was and if this gets out to all the other girls we all stand the risk of ending up in the friendzone!
User avatar #4 to #2 - PadreRasta (05/21/2013) [-]
If you didn't knew what a vibrator is, then you shouldn't be in this site. Or on the internet at all.
#1 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't see what the buzz is about alt
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