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If you love Doctor Who, u will love this

The first time I saw you, I instantly knew
That I needed a doctor, Doctor Who
My whole life could be, a little more sonic
Just need a sip of the timey whimey tonic

Your home's so far away, planet Galafrey
You say Allons-y, I'll say show me the way
You're hyp-not-ic, quirky and exotic
Feels like I've been injected with an alien narcotic

So I start the chase, but it's always miss or miss
Come and save me, take me in the Tardis.
Cuz we're connected me and you, I just wish you only knew
That I can feel 3 heartbeats when I hear OoooOooooOooo

If you say no, I'll sing sad with the Ood
I just wanna be, I wanna be Doctor Who-ed

I could be your companion,
You should never be ignored
Not when you're the last
Of all the Timelords

I was there when your hand, fell to this land
Tried to pick it up, it was taken by a man
I followed him to find you, but there's no guarantee
Specially when I'm just on my couch sipping a cup a tea

So I continue the chase, through the time abyss,
Please save me, take me in the Tardis. (aye)
Cuz we're connected me and you, I just wish you only knew
That I can feel 3 heartbeats when I hear OoooOooooOooo

And if you say no, I'll sing sad with the Ood
I just wanna be, I wanna be Doctor Who-ed

I could be your companion,
You should never be ignored
Not when you're the last
Of all the Timelords

You're transcendental wanderer who's misunderstood
A syfy wet dream launderer, Far better than Torchwood
And a metaphysical, unbelievable Un-natural mate
But she and you are hot
Could be the new Will and Kate
And I would never cross my timeline, and break time rule,
She just wants you to know, she thinks Bowties are cool.
She'll bring her own banana ,wherever you go
But can we go back to that one time and so I can meet Van Gogh

And if the angels are in front of her, she won't blink for a sec
I would cold cock, ninja chop any ******* Dalek
Exterminate, Exterminate
we'll escape before they can
When you yell stop they waste time telling you their whole plan.
I'm your biggest fan, I'm the real Centurion
Waiting for the guy, in the sky, In his Blue Box, with 2 hearts, the man who can't die

No you'll just regenerate,
You're the man of different faces.
All 12 of you have touched my heart, fit into special places
Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Bakers, Davison, and McCoy
Hurndall, McGann Eccleston Tennant and the boy

Matt Smith is growing on me,
I've taken the Whovian vows
I only have one question,
Where hell are your eyebrows?

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Submitted: 05/16/2013
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#1 - thenewmaroi (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It doesn't really make me a bad person if I thumbed down at the title right?
It doesn't really make me a bad person if I thumbed down at the title right?
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