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#10 - anonemus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Cats always know exactly when to act cute.

They know how to sleep, how to play, even how to look at you to make you writhe in bittersweet adorableness.
They know exactly how to break your defenses, no matter who you are.

Cats are the greatest known threat to us with that knowledge. If they had a means to do something afterwards, we would all have been destroyed years ago.

We must watch them carefully. Don't lower yourselves to them. Keep the d'awwing on the inside so they don't know.

It's 4 AM here. My cat has been looking at me for half an hour, watching me type this.
Send help.