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Instinct is not to take away!

Do not tease leopard

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Submitted: 04/09/2013
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User avatar #1 - yentabear ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
My instinct tells me that it's a bad idea to do a lot of things. For instance, my instinct once told me that it was a bad idea to **** in my friend's cola. You know what? I still did it. He walked out, he was going to grab some Doritos from the kitchen. We were having a Star Wars marathon, **** was cash. I had too many ******* curly wurlys and let me tell you it did not go down all that well. I got the ingenious idea, grabbed his can and rushed to the toilet. I spread apart my butt cheeks like Moses and the red sea, and let me ******* tell you it was glorious. I let it flow out of me like filling up a leaf blower with sloppy joes, switching it to 'Blow' and spraying it all out. I wasn't ready for it and it just went everywhere. I wanted it to be as discreet as possible so I had to clean up the remaining **** on top of the can and around it. It was heavier than usual, but it was worth it, let me tell you.
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