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Real friends being allies and defeating detractors, played by Spaniel Pup-pets. Transcript below:

GYM: Dick and Frank at entrance
DICK
Hey Frank man, how's it going?
FRANK
Good enough, Dick. How's your new course?
DICK
I might fail.
FRANK
Is it too hard?

DICK
It's too hard for me to get up in front of the class.
FRANK
What for? To give a presentation?
DICK
Yeah, I don't want the class looking at me and talking
trash about me.
FRANK
This college class isn't going to be trashing you.
DICK
No, but they may be thinking it.
FRANK
What's it?
DICK
That I'm dumb, funny-looking or boring.
FRANK
Dick, do you really believe all that?
DICK
No, but they might.
FRANK
They might be thinking all kinds of stuff -- mostly about
themselves like you are -- maybe good, bad, and far out.
DICK
I've had this fear since I was a kid.
FRANK
Then let's be kids about it. Let's pretend kids are saying
those words to you.
DICK
Then what?
FRANK
We'll answer the kids better this time.
DICK
I'll play your silly game. Go ahead.

FRANK
You look dumb, and ugly too.
DICK
You must have dumb eyes. I'm pretty smart.
FRANK (Talking alongside Dick)
And I'm prepared to talk about what I know.
DICK
I know a lot.
FRANK
But you're funny-looking and boring.
DICK
It takes one to know one.
FRANK (steps alongside again)
I'm rubber, you're glue
DICK
So your crap bounces off me and sticks to you.
FRANK (laughs)
You're getting into it. Go with who you are now,
and have fun with your talk. People will like you.
DICK
I can do it if I have a helmet.

Frank gives Dick hat.

What: How to, Friends talk, Fear vs. Self-Esteem,

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Submitted: 04/02/2013
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