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#26 - uncleepedro (03/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - lolwatthe (03/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is totally perfect for stealth.
#18 - bullettrue (03/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
or i could just stab them and leave i dont think theyre going to be in any condition to chase me
User avatar #35 to #18 - thegamegestapo (03/08/2013) [-]
Okay lets present a scenario:

You're a 500 pound ********** who has just got out of jail. You spent three years of your life there fighting just to hold onto your meals. When you first got there you thought you were tough but the bigger guys showed you what pain really is. You're going room to room in this house you broke into looking for stuff to steal so you can fund the drug habit you picked up inside. You go into one room and there is someone there. You realise that if he has seen you he'll be able to identify you to the police, you're never going back inside! You go for the flick knife you keep in your pocket, you can see the fear in this nerdy little guys eyes as he scrabbles under his bed for... a tiny sword wrapped in duct tape. You laugh a little, you used to eat guys like this for breakfast this is going to be eas-JESUS CHRIST IT SHOOTS LIGHTNING! Sparks are flying from the blade as the nerdy guy twirls it in a ninja-like way. You wet yourself, no one has ever pulled a shocksword on you before. You run home crying.

That is the benefit of the taser sword.
User avatar #37 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/08/2013) [-]
+30 shock damage each strike.
#30 - dafukdude (03/08/2013) [-]
that is 			*******		 terrifying
that is ******* terrifying
#21 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
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ill just use a cattle prod...
#61 - filthyrebel (03/09/2013) [-]
Anybody's reaction if this was pulled out on them.
User avatar #46 - ryuuk ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
and here's the video of the guy getting tased with it
#43 - banditowolf (03/08/2013) [-]
This majestic weapon, with the power of Zeus harnessed within its mighty blade, is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
This majestic weapon, with the power of Zeus harnessed within its mighty blade, is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
User avatar #41 - thejazzman (03/08/2013) [-]
Hold on let me recharge my sword
#3 - awesomechardey (03/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I know thats really metal gear. But why would you add a stunning feature to a weapon that actually kills, if you use it commonly?
User avatar #1 - redstonealchemist (03/07/2013) [+] (22 replies)
i had a similar idea, you see i'm a hands-on kind of person in a fight, so i came up with with the idea of knuckle dusters that would fit over rubber gloves, these knuckle dusters are electrically charged and you can temporarily disconnect the grounding wire to 'charge up' the electrical power to lethal amounts. disconnection ability for military use only.
User avatar #5 to #4 - redstonealchemist (03/07/2013) [-]
meh, i prefer to get up-close and personal
i'm nto fond of guns, sure they require skill and experience to use properly, but any idiot can shoot a gun and any idiot can win a fight, but when you have to think about supplying an entire army with weaponry... once you run out of bullets you're gonan need to defend yourself and really which is easier to drop: sparky gloves or a really big knife?
#49 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would **** all sort of bricks if someone pulled that out on me! They would be square, round, pyramid shaped, double helix. There would be mathematicians studying the shapes of bricks I would **** !!!
User avatar #48 - turopiyox (03/08/2013) [-]
id still take it even with out the taser, that blade looks ******* amazing...
User avatar #47 - oogaman (03/08/2013) [-]
That's freakin' awesome. And I have two swords of the same style.

Now I just need a taser...
#45 - whatwhen (03/08/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Tokyo Drifting ** as if stabbing someone wouldnt be enough
User avatar #44 - MrJakkadakka (03/08/2013) [-]
This is epic beyond comprehension.....
#17 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
**** you make me one
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