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#62 - budunovukai (03/04/2013) [-]
another classic moment in my life   
>be 22 delivering pizzas for local pizza place   
>order is called in for 50 flaming spicy hot wings and 12 breadsticks   
>order up   
>look at address   
>hilton by the airport    
>sweet i get big tips there   
>pack everything up and get there 15 mins ahead of quote   
>knock on door   
>.....giggles........nothing.......   
>knock again   
>door opens   
>skinny dude wearing nothing but tangerine cock sock and a smile   
>in high pitched Tsulu sounding voice "Hellooooooo"   
>me "yeah, uhm, did you order the hotwings and breadsticks?"   
>him "oh my, I sure did and you came quick as the Dickens, didn't you?"   
>realize he has a buddy in normal clothes with a video camera on me   
>realize they are fucking with me   
>oh its on now, motherfucker!
another classic moment in my life
>be 22 delivering pizzas for local pizza place
>order is called in for 50 flaming spicy hot wings and 12 breadsticks
>order up
>look at address
>hilton by the airport
>sweet i get big tips there
>pack everything up and get there 15 mins ahead of quote
>knock on door
>.....giggles........nothing.......
>knock again
>door opens
>skinny dude wearing nothing but tangerine cock sock and a smile
>in high pitched Tsulu sounding voice "Hellooooooo"
>me "yeah, uhm, did you order the hotwings and breadsticks?"
>him "oh my, I sure did and you came quick as the Dickens, didn't you?"
>realize he has a buddy in normal clothes with a video camera on me
>realize they are fucking with me
>oh its on now, motherfucker!
User avatar #63 to #62 - budunovukai (03/04/2013) [-]
>me "total is $45"
>him "ok sweetie, and i bet you are used to getting BIG tips too?"
>Alpha as fuck "No, I usually give the tip...then the shaft...then the balls"
>stare him right in the face
>he blinks and breaks character and gets nervous
>him "its cools dude, i'm just messing with you"
>Keep staring "we gonna get this party started or what?"
>drop pizza bag
>drop pants
>standing in the hallway
>still staring
>Camera guy is obviously cracking up
>guy in cock sock slowly closes the door, *click*, *lock*
>i pull up pants
>paid with credit card, no tip but totally worth it
>get home that night laughing about it
>MFW i realize my wang is somewhere on the internet....waiting.....
#65 to #63 - baconbiscuits (03/05/2013) [-]
I pray this is all true, because this is one of the funniest stories I have ever read.
User avatar #66 to #65 - budunovukai (03/09/2013) [-]
absolutely true, being a pizza delivery guy fresh out of college i was still smoking a lot of pot at the time. I don't know if you have ever had experience with the stuff but when you just got done smoking a joint, there is almost nothing you can't do...except tie your own shoes... ;-)
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