Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flip-turned upside down, now I'd
Like to take a minute, just sit right there! I'll tell ya
How I became a prince with a dick in my butt.
West Philadelphia, born n' raised, on a
Playground is where I put dicks in my butt.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all
Puttin' some dicks right up into my butt, when a
Couple of guys who were up to no good...
Started puttin' dicks in my butt! ... I got on
One little dick and my mum got scared! She said
"Yer movin' in with yer auntie n'uncletogetdicksinyerbutt"
I begged and pleaded with her.. day after day but she
Grabbed a dick and puuut it in my butt!
She gave me a dick and up my butt did I stick it, I put mah
Walkman awn and said I might as well DICK IT!
First Class, yo, this is bad! Drippin'
Semen out of my gaping ass... Is
This what the people of Dick Butt live like?
Hmmm... A dick in my butt!~ But
Wait I hear the dicky, butt butt n' all that, is
This the kind of dick they're gonna put in my butt?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there. I
Hope they're prepared to put a dick in my butt!
The plane landed and when I came out, there was a
Dude, looked like a cop, standin' there with his dick out!
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here! I
Sprang with my dickness and jumped at his rear! I
Whistled for a cab and when it came near, the
License plate said "BUTTS" and there were dicks in the mirror! If
Anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I
Thought "Nah forget it!" YO DICK! IN MY BUTT!
Up to the house about seven or eiight and I
Yelled to the cabbie: "Yo holmes! Dick me later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there...
Sittin' on mah throne, with a dick in my butt.