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Mine Turtle

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Animated by the beautiful Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman: youtube.com/wonchopanimation
Music by the wonderful Todd (LilDeuceDeuce) Bryanton: youtube.com/lildeucedeuce
Storyboarding by the amazing Paul ter Voorde: twitter.com/paultervoorde

LYRICS!!

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!

"Throoooww the cheeeese!"

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"

MINE TURTLE

Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.

"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"

"Wait, no he doesn't.."

MINE TURTLE

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Submitted: 02/13/2013
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