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All I want For Christmas

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Submitted: 12/17/2012
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#14 - englman (12/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I see this and am going to be attempting to cast a large warhammer out of aluminum soon.
MFW I see this and am going to be attempting to cast a large warhammer out of aluminum soon.
#19 to #14 - foxxywithpaws (12/17/2012) [-]
YFW it'll be a useless piece of soft expensive metal.
YFW it'll be a useless piece of soft expensive metal.
#83 - tinybroadcaster (12/18/2012) [-]
All you want for christmas is your fathers sword? Nice going OP
#3 - silverpiranha (12/17/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Yes, one's virginity would be well protected with this.
#18 - johnshepherd (12/17/2012) [-]
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#74 - verycoolcat (12/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
A friend of mine works for this small company that makes the swords for this medieval show in california, and he told me, unless a sword is hammered, heated, and cooled then repeated numerous times to increase durability, he wouldn't ever use it to cut anything but foam.
#23 - Lmaoplanes (12/17/2012) [-]
Reminded me of the avatar episode where sokka made his space sword.
User avatar #87 - swurlznplot (12/18/2012) [-]
Just casually forging ******* swords in your driveway..
User avatar #69 - thice (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That sword will shatter if used as a real sword.
Put some time in it, not just use a mould, like the orcs did in LOTR.
#31 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
CAn't quite do that but uhhh
h t t p : / / w w w . e p i c w e a p o n s . c o m / p ro d u c t s / f r o s t m o u r n e . p h p
#38 to #31 - itsallinthefunny (12/18/2012) [-]
dat link
dat link
User avatar #90 - mookiez (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Now imagine a squirrel falling into that pot as He pours the liquid metal in it.
#61 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
I wan't this to be my hobby/career
User avatar #54 - usernamesaredumb (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Even though it's beautiful, it'd be very flimsy, at least compared to a properly forged sword. But hey, it looks bad-ass, and would more than likely lop off a few un-armoured heads.
User avatar #58 to #57 - usernamesaredumb (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, yeah. But the first time it meets anything that it doesn't slice through, it'd bend or shatter. There's a reason they hammer some things instead of just casting it in a mould, and it's not cause it looks bad-ass. Well, maybe a little.
#86 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
By hammering the sword before it gets cold, you put the atoms in a more stable form (the metallic atom bonds become stronger) and getting rid of stuff in the steel you don't want to be there (like oxygen). You need to do that of course for days before getting a real good sword.
There are also ways to even refine this methode even more, like the use of different metalls or alloys, folding, plaiting etc.

The shown sword would scatter the moment you hit something hard with it.
User avatar #92 to #86 - yunoavailable (12/18/2012) [-]
unless he did that and didn't show it in the video
User avatar #28 - clifford (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The part were he made the fittings is called the "lost wax process" & the tub he pulled the blade out of has molten salt in it. the more you know!
#13 - dwarfman (12/17/2012) [-]
I've got three pieces of red meteorite, and 600 orens.
User avatar #1 - mustikat (12/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like the music.


Fits well
#2 to #1 - Nazistick ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
What is best in life?
User avatar #51 - thunderplop (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
0:48 - 1:19 what type of music is this? i always like these kind of songs. and where can i get more of these?
#60 to #59 - formalysithyoda (12/18/2012) [-]
welcome dude ;) its 4:10 here so tecnically morning :P
welcome dude ;) its 4:10 here so tecnically morning :P
User avatar #45 - bloodseel (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
wait wait wait, is it legal to have blacksmith place in your backyard?
#43 - jacobomexicano (12/18/2012) [-]
that was so awesome
that was so awesome
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