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#14 - englman
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(12/17/2012) [-]
MFW I see this and am going to be attempting to cast a large warhammer out of aluminum soon.
MFW I see this and am going to be attempting to cast a large warhammer out of aluminum soon.
#19 to #14 - foxxywithpaws
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(12/17/2012) [-]
YFW it'll be a useless piece of soft expensive metal.
YFW it'll be a useless piece of soft expensive metal.
#95 to #19 - englman
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(12/18/2012) [-]
But it'll be a cool useless piece of soft expensive metal!:D
But it'll be a cool useless piece of soft expensive metal!:D
#83 - tinybroadcaster
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(12/18/2012) [-]
All you want for christmas is your fathers sword? Nice going OP
#3 - silverpiranha
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Yes, one's virginity would be well protected with this.
User avatar #20 to #3 - killerliquid
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(12/17/2012) [-]
But, when you get robbed by somebody, that poor soul will see himself getting slashed by a person with an awesome sword.
User avatar #25 to #20 - lordofcinder
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(12/17/2012) [-]
and then get a lawsuit against you for assaulting said intruder, hooray for ****** up laws
User avatar #26 to #25 - killerliquid
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Who said anything about a metal sword.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lordofcinder
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All I specified was assault... no wait. You wouldn't do that? To a stranger? He might have HIV D:
#4 to #3 - terrortaco
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(12/17/2012) [-]
>be me   
   
>owns 12 swords(anime replicas as well)   
   
>see this **** hundreds of times a day   
   
>fear that i shall never get laid    
   
>talk about my sword collection with a hot girl   
   
>she thinks its hot wants the D   
   
>10 months of dating continues sex and i buy her a claymore sword   
   
>still together
>be me

>owns 12 swords(anime replicas as well)

>see this **** hundreds of times a day

>fear that i shall never get laid

>talk about my sword collection with a hot girl

>she thinks its hot wants the D

>10 months of dating continues sex and i buy her a claymore sword

>still together
User avatar #6 to #4 - whycanticaps
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(12/17/2012) [-]
lucky bastard.
User avatar #15 to #6 - theonlyjero
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Was that a pun? (Bastard is a type of sword)
User avatar #33 to #15 - Nullifier
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(12/18/2012) [-]
It's like a hybrid between a one-handed and a two-handed, right? With a curve?
I don't know much about swords, but I thought it was a sword wielded with one hand but weighted differently...
#34 to #33 - anon id: 52467e16
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That's a hand-and-a-half. A bastard sword is between a shortsword and a longsword in length, about 3.5ft.
User avatar #36 to #34 - Nullifier
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(12/18/2012) [-]
Oh alright, thanks.
User avatar #47 to #36 - hardtuner
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(12/18/2012) [-]
bastard sword is actually a longsword with a longer hilt than a longsword. it's called a bastard sword because it's appearence is misleading.
User avatar #24 to #15 - whycanticaps
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(12/17/2012) [-]
hehe
User avatar #8 to #6 - terrortaco
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Dont worry mate. It takes time and effort to find a girl that loves anal. video games. anime. and swords.
User avatar #9 to #8 - terrortaco
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(12/17/2012) [-]
just messin about the anal thing but yea everyone has that perfect someone for them
User avatar #10 to #9 - whycanticaps
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(12/17/2012) [-]
suuuuuuuure you're joking about the anal

Might need to check your pants, I hear liers pants catch on fire
User avatar #11 to #10 - terrortaco
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(12/17/2012) [-]
jokes on you im wearing shorts








and its amazing
User avatar #12 to #11 - whycanticaps
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(12/17/2012) [-]
I wouldn't know....yet T_T
#18 - johnshepherd
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#37 - nemecyst
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(12/18/2012) [-]
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Dowant.

But this crazy ass ************ has an entire forge just chilling outside his garage?!
User avatar #40 to #37 - waffies
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(12/18/2012) [-]
i know people who have forges at their homes. Some people have fantastic hobbies!
#42 to #40 - nemecyst
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I mean i thought i had unusual hobbies (cosplaying/writing novels/masturbating).

You know some ****** cool people.
#74 - verycoolcat
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(12/18/2012) [-]
A friend of mine works for this small company that makes the swords for this medieval show in california, and he told me, unless a sword is hammered, heated, and cooled then repeated numerous times to increase durability, he wouldn't ever use it to cut anything but foam.
User avatar #79 to #74 - infinitereaper
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(12/18/2012) [-]
I don't think most people realize most swords today aren't made by professional blacksmiths, its more like a novelty item these days. Which saddens me.
User avatar #76 to #74 - soerd
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yeah it's called tempering the steal. the trick is to find the balance between hardness and flexibility, if you temper it too much it becomes brittle breaks easily but if you don't temper it enough it's too soft and it could bend.
#77 to #76 - puredeliciousness
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#78 to #76 - magicboudha
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Usually a combat sword is made of 2 different steels, one softer for the middle of the sword to take the impacts without breaking and one harder for the edge so it can be sharper, or 2 diferent tempering with the use of clay like on katanas, I want to be a weaponsmith so... and sorry for my bad writing i'm not english.
#23 - Lmaoplanes
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Reminded me of the avatar episode where sokka made his space sword.
#16 - lilmizzbleh
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User avatar #87 - swurlznplot
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(12/18/2012) [-]
Just casually forging ******* swords in your driveway..
#31 - anon id: 54267360
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(12/18/2012) [-]
CAn't quite do that but uhhh
h t t p : / / w w w . e p i c w e a p o n s . c o m / p ro d u c t s / f r o s t m o u r n e . p h p
#38 to #31 - itsallinthefunny
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(12/18/2012) [-]
dat link
dat link