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Das Beer Boot


[Description from YouTube page]:

Das Booooot! There's just something exhilarating about knocking back a few cold ones from this substantial Glass Beer Boot.

Popularized by German soldiers celebrating battle victories, beer boots are the world's most Johann Badarse way to consume a stiff stout.

Because each Glass Beer Boot is hand-blown, its capacity varies slightly between each one. However, you should be able to cram 40-48 ounces of delicious brew into the Glass Beer Boot.

Hand wash only.

iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/das-beer-boot-single/id424016779

MP3 download here:


I drink z beer from z glass
but das boring. Das Boot
Oooo yaaahh
Das more like it keep pouring

I have z German accent
So of course I love beer
But how much can z boot hold
Eins, Zwei, Drei?
Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier!

Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot
Das Boot

I have z beer and so I need
Z light snack
A giant pretzel, totally perfect
Cheese goes nicely with that

Now I'm all dirty
And tired
And probably need z shower
Energy drink should do
I just need more than five hours

Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot
So very totally cool

I wake up early and I hunger for breakfast
Butter milk pancakes, sausage, eggs, bacon
sugar and cinnamon.
And for lunch I want z wiener schnitzel
Ooo yaaah!
Gotta have z surf with my turf
And wash it down with z butter

Then for dinner it's simple
I always eat z same thing
Sauerbraten, Goulash, Bratwurst, Spätzle, Hasenpfeffer,
and Mayo

To top it all off
I think z cake looks amazing
But there's just one thing I'd change
I sink it goes without saying

Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot

Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot
Da Da Das Boot

The awesome sunglasses: They're from a company that ships from South Korea and they cost $70. We honestly can't recommend them for daily use. They're pretty fragile. The site is You need to login to view this link . Enjoy!

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#4 - awesomechardey
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Dafuq did i just watch
#5 to #4 - Sylphion [OP]
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Probably one of the best things on the internet
#6 to #5 - awesomechardey
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thats ovious
#3 - Loppytaffy
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(12/16/2012) [-]
I know the Hetalians were thinking it. So here.
User avatar #1 - woddy
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User avatar #2 to #1 - woddy
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anyways thumb up because i loved that video :D im german and i ain't even mad