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Xmas Blow Job song

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Funny new holiday song from Nocturnal Emissions Comedy
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Now it's the time of year
To spread the love and cheer
Maxing out the credit cards
Regrets in the new year
I've got the solution
That can fix it all my dear
So let me be quite clear

All I want for christmas is a blow job
That's the kind of gift you give for free
All I want for christmas is a blow job
All it costs is a bit of dignity

Every single year you buy us things that we don't need
A box of socks
A brand new tie
A tired DVD
So this year let me be clear when I am planting my seed
Oh please listen to me

All I want for christmas is a blow job
That's the kind of gift you give for free
All I want for christmas is a blow job
All it costs is a bit of dignity

I know what you're thinking
You can't wrap that in a bow
We don't care
Put it in your hair
Just pucker up and blow
So yank my pants
And make it dance
Under the mistletoe
I'll be singing oooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho ho
A blow job
oooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

All I want for christmas is a blow job
That's the kind of gift you give for free
All I want for christmas is a blow job
All it costs

AMEN

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**** i love it!
**** i love it!
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hahaha glad you liked it!