Very Funny Cats 79

this old fella had a very intelligent parrot so he said to the parrot the coal mans coming tell him the money is on the fireplace and we want 2 bags in the bunker. the coal man comes and the bird says 10 bags put them next to the fire save the old cunts legs, the coal man says if your sure and dumps the coal on the ground. when the old man comes back he is furious grabbs they bird and nails it to the wall by its wings. after 2 hours its looking around and sees jesus on a cross he says here mate how long u been there, jesus says 2000 years the parrot says fuck me how many bags of coal did u order.

A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: Your cat died!
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today, and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died.
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read,Your mother climbed up on the roof today.

Funniest thing thats ever happened to my cat was when he fell down to toilet and the lid slamed shut behind him

there's been 78 of these?

My cat once got a paper bag stuck on its head so it couldnt see. it was at this point that it decided the best course of action would be to run around the room at full pelt until it hit its head on the piano leg and fell over. She was never quite the same after that... how we laughed.

The last picture was the best! ^^

Wooooooooooooo caturday!

ye its caturday on fj

Happy caturday!

HERE IS A FUNNY CAT!
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/7268/lol+cat/

so i decided to make an account a while ago but i just decided to pay attention to it. Ive been comign to funnyjunk since it was starting bu i never made an account so can someone tell me:
whats that **roll number things**?
how do i roll ?
whats the point to it?

this is teh first youtube vid ive seen on the top for like 4 months now

i read it as "i though you lubed me" which i started thinkingof many wrong things which i didnt want to

**xXredneckdipperXx rolls 20** doubles and i dont care what you do but if its 25 then i will post a picture and hopefully get more than the usual 3-6 thumbs

Lolers. :3

lol cat