Very Funny Cats 79
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flesheater ONLINE (06/19/2010) [-] this old fella had a very intelligent parrot so he said to the parrot the coal mans coming tell him the money is on the fireplace and we want 2 bags in the bunker. the coal man comes and the bird says 10 bags put them next to the fire save the old cunts legs, the coal man says if your sure and dumps the coal on the ground. when the old man comes back he is furious grabbs they bird and nails it to the wall by its wings. after 2 hours its looking around and sees jesus on a cross he says here mate how long u been there, jesus says 2000 years the parrot says **** me how many bags of coal did u order.
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kidruck (06/19/2010) [-] A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: Your cat died!
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today, and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died.
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read,Your mother climbed up on the roof today.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the message: Your cat died!
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today, and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died.
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read,Your mother climbed up on the roof today.
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Chibli (06/19/2010) [-] Funniest thing thats ever happened to my cat was when he fell down to toilet and the lid slamed shut behind him
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APoliteGentleman (06/19/2010) [-] My cat once got a paper bag stuck on its head so it couldnt see. it was at this point that it decided the best course of action would be to run around the room at full pelt until it hit its head on the piano leg and fell over. She was never quite the same after that... how we laughed.
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anon (06/19/2010) [-]
that whole video sucked ass. i didnt laugh at a single one of those because each one was too much to read and im not obsessed with ******* cats like everyone else!!! fag. thumb down haha!!!
