Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

no homo

so funny and my freinds say this all the time its just like no affence<br />
Lyrics:<br />
So I'm at the park with my main man Mark<br />
Playing one-on-one, man that **** was fun, but<br />
Maybe my D got a little too tight, cuz I touched his ass<br />
And that aint right<br />
He dropped the ball, looked at me and said, &quot;Whoa Bro!&quot;<br />
It's all good man, I called 'No Homo'<br />
Drivin' my little brother Scott to school<br />
I pick up all his friends in the carpool<br />
Bumpin' my system, life is made<br />
I got the iPod on Top 50 Played<br />
Jessica Simpson, uh! my jam of the week<br />
But the kids don't like it; now I look like a freak<br />
Don't they know she's datin' Tony Romo?<br />
Guess not, better call 'No Homo'<br />
He's got no concerns ever since he learned 'No Homo'<br />
Now when he does something gay, all he has to say is 'No Homo'<br />
All the kids were mean cuz I read Seventeen and liked JoJo<br />
But now he has better days all thanks to the phrase 'No Homo'<br />
Hangin' around with the boys<br />
Just wrestling, makin' lots of noise<br />
I got pinned down by my lower section <br />
Then for some strange reason I got an erection<br />
Everyone stopped and they backed away<br />
They were looking at me like I was gay!<br />
I tried to explain but my thoughts were in slow-mo<br />
So instead, I called, 'No Homo'<br />
Just got back from a stressful day<br />
I shut the blinds, now it's time to play<br />
No one's around, got an empty dorm, so<br />
What else to do but watch gay porn?<br />
Grab my jizz cloth, and my lotion<br />
Start it off with a gentle motion<br />
Roommate busts in and he's like, &quot;Oh No!&quot;<br />
&quot;Y'all know what I said: 'No Homo!'&quot;<br />
If you're stuck in a jam and don't feel like a man, say 'No Homo'<br />
If you happen to slip and say words with a lisp, 'No Homo'<br />
Yeah around the block people talk cuz you rock a pink polo<br />
They don't know why you fake tan, but they should understand 'No Homo'

  • Recommend tagsx

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - anonymous (07/24/2010) [-]
****** hilarious dude.
 Friends (0)