another parody

[Verse 1]
You're my sweet girl
Dressed up so cute ...more »

[Verse 1]
You're my sweet girl
Dressed up so cute
It's girls night out, I'll stay home missing you
Give me a hug
Now go have fun
I'll just be playing xbox and some other stuff

Everyone else in the house has left now
Everyone else but me, yeah

[Chorus 1]
Maybe I'll light up that bong you don't know I have
Now where did I put that thong from my last girlfriend
It's been a while since I fought with my ninja staff
You don't know Oh oh I love being home alone
If only you saw my laptop screen
you'd understand why I buy so much Vaseline
and why my ankles are surrounded by my jeans
you don't know, oh oh I love being home alone
oh oh oh That's what I do home alone

[Verse 2]
Oh, c-come on
You got it wrong
My pants were tight so I tried to take them off
I don't know why
I even lie
Just turn away and don't look at Mr. Cyclops Eye

Everyone else in the house is leaving
By everyone I mean you

[Chorus 2]
Maybe I'll write a rap song that proves I'm not whack
And now I'll go mow the lawn ha I made you laugh
I'm still recording myself kicking major ass
You don' know, oh oh
I love being home alone
If only you saw my laptop screen
oh no the internet's down why does God hate me
I guess I'll have to resort to a magazine

You don't know, oh oh
I love being home alone
oh oh oh that's what I do home alone