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Barney Stinson Pickup Lines

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Suit up! Daddy's home! Pick up lines straight from Barney Stinson's Playbook. Watch this week's Get Her Number for legendary picking up of hot women. GET BLOOPERS & EXTRAS HERE: simplepickup.com/TrueFans

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Barney Stinson Lines Used:
1. When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.
2. This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rection
3. Suit up!
4. Daddy's home!
5. With great penis comes great responsibility
6. 83%
7. Have you met [name]?
8. Duck, duck, gross
9. High-five
10. Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today
11. Barney is single.. it's what America has been clamoring for!
12. You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
13. I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.
14. I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.
15. Barney alllwayssss gets the yes.
16. What do I do for a living? ....Please
17. I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"
18. Legen...wait for it...

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Views: 1767 Submitted: 10/11/2012
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #1 - jjgf
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(10/11/2012) [-]
dude , i´m not shy but make this in public... you need balls of steel