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How to catch live kangaroo

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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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#19 - sidthekiller (10/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - welshdrag (10/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #15 - makedonski (10/04/2012) [-]
I have a wallet made in Australia. I like to tell people it's made of kangaroo pouch leather.
#14 - purplekraze (10/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - resetbutton ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
You could write a book on all the ***** he doesnt give.
#12 - sarc (10/04/2012) [-]
Holy **** that was tense as balls.
Nothing like the case and the hunt man but damn!
Aussies go all out for those ******* .

I dont think I have the stamina for that **** .
User avatar #11 - KayRed ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
I feel like Australians are actually less productive when sober.
#10 - demcomments (10/04/2012) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at melon **   
Lol @ the first comment.
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at melon **
Lol @ the first comment.
User avatar #9 - sweeneyswaiting (10/04/2012) [-]
I think I did it wrong. I ended up in the middle of a highway with nothing but a stapler and a turkey named Horatio.
#8 - torky (10/04/2012) [-]
But does it need to be a shopping bag?
User avatar #7 - zarrowsmith (10/04/2012) [-]
Who the hell thumbed you down?
#6 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
thats a wallaby not a kangaroo
#5 - heidekihinata (10/04/2012) [-]
You know, when I saw the title it got my hopes up because I though someone was gonna get their **** kicked in. Nonetheless, I am pleased with this.
Also, have a ******* Wailord
User avatar #2 - threeeighteen (10/03/2012) [-]
'Straya **** .
#1 - SuperPotatoChipMan (10/03/2012) [-]
Will this work with a red bag?
User avatar #4 to #1 - tannerninja (10/04/2012) [-]
No. A red bag is one of the natural enemies of a kangaroo. They see it as a form of challenge since the majority of them happen to be professional boxers. They see the red bag and in their minds they transfer it to the practice bag that they commonly use to warm up before sparring. Being carnivores the kangaroo could also believe that the color red signifies dinner time on the new moon of every month.

The only exception to this rule is the red kangaroo or the Macropus rufus. Being the largest member of the Macropodidae family the red Kangaroo is only angered by the color tope. Yellow happens to be the same color as their least favorite food the banana. The reason the the red kangaroo dislikes bananas so much is because this is the favorite food of the natural enemy of the Macropus rufus, the dreaded chimpanzee. Chimpanzees have taken over much of the territory of the red kangaroo in Middle Earth and have even begun to travel on simple walks into Mordor.

It is usually believed that one can not simple walk into Mordor, but the kangaroo proves this false. Being able to hope like they are they do a brisk pace and simply are able to go wherever they please. It started off as a shocker to the priest of ancient Barsoom where the Kangaroo originates from. They are the ones that taught the famous Jonathan Perciville Carter to walk they way he did.

When he returned from his famous trip John needed a staff to get around again on the regular gravity field of Middle Earth. Growing older as many years went by he found that many of the people stopped growing. He kept an eye on them as time went on and decided one day that one of his best little friends could go on a trip with him. Bilbo Fredrick Baggins the ancestor to the great Alfread Moses Baggins was the friend of John. Bilbo was a bit delusional and thought sometimes that John was an elf that carried a staff. Having the slurred speech that he always had Bilbo to this day refers to him as the Pan'd Elf.
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