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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#22 - anon id: 1eb100f1
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(09/30/2012) [-]
A woman invented Kevlar.
That **** Batman's suit is made of? That **** that armies all over the world use to protect themselves from blasts? That **** that's in tires, headphones, and brakes?
A woman invented that.

A woman invented windshield wipers.
That **** that's on your cars? That **** that saves lives simply by making it easier to see in bad weather? That **** that makes efficient shipping, transportation, etc, possible?
A woman invented that.

A woman invented the first compiler.
That **** every man and woman uses now days to code? That **** Bill Gates used to start Microsoft? That **** every video game you've ever played started life out in?
A woman invented that.

Women invented circular saws, dishwashers, syringes, life rafts, train chimneys, parts of the rotary engine, flat-bottomed paper bags, Nyasatin, disposable cellphones, car heaters, mufflers, refrigerators, and (not surprisingly) chocolate chip cookies; women discovered radium, made it possible to do stem cell research and monitor diabetes at home, paved the way for bluetooth and wifi, etc.

It's also worth pointing out the majority of teachers (non-college) in America are women. Men would not be able to do things they do without them.

Also, there were several successful female rulers, Queen Elizabeth I and Catherine the Great being only two.

For the record, my life goal is to be a housewife. I love taking care of things, I love cooking, and I love sitting on my computer playing Skyrim when all that's done (I'm not a lazy ass, I just really love taking care of things. I started working as soon as I could apply for a work permit, and I attend college). However, many women are not like that. Many women do make something of themselves. Many women do earn more money than their husbands. Many women never get married, and they're okay with that. Many women do incredibly important things. I realize Tosh is for entertainment, but it's the comments that are irritating.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 op can't inb4
User avatar #30 to #22 - sarevok
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(09/30/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


You're proving the man in the video correct.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop being silly, you're on the internet, why're you not focusing on cooking if you're in the kitchen.
User avatar #28 to #22 - eonphoenix
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(09/30/2012) [-]
your not op *******
#37 to #22 - matthewfuckingmain
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User avatar #39 to #22 - krasnogvardiech
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Well I'll be damned. This anon speaks truth.

Kevlar - Stephanie Kwolek, 1964
Windshield wiper - Mary Anderson, 1903
Complier - Grace Hooper, 1952

There's the first three, I cannot be ****** to do the others. Thanks for reading!
#48 to #22 - anon id: 5c756c5c
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im a guy, but im not sexist in a serious way. men and women are more or less equal. the fact that you're butthurt about this shows that you can't take a joke.
#53 to #22 - toguro
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Okay. And who invented everything else?
#29 to #22 - spidahridah
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(09/30/2012) [-]
We all know that is true, don't worry.. It's just jokes and fun. Chill yo tits, gurl.
We all know that is true, don't worry.. It's just jokes and fun. Chill yo tits, gurl.
User avatar #26 to #22 - feminazi
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(09/30/2012) [-]
You're why I hate feminazis. **** feminazis.
User avatar #24 to #22 - MegaAwesomeSauce
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(09/30/2012) [-]
And after all that they still can't take a ******* joke
#27 to #24 - habanaro
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(09/30/2012) [-]
It's tough when so many people believe that that joke is the 100% truth. Of couse he's kidding, but even on FJ you see people, like in some of the comments below, saying that if women had no vaginas that they would be useless. I can see why some feminzazis get their tampons in a twist.
It's tough when so many people believe that that joke is the 100% truth. Of couse he's kidding, but even on FJ you see people, like in some of the comments below, saying that if women had no vaginas that they would be useless. I can see why some feminzazis get their tampons in a twist.
#32 to #22 - toasthemost
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lol windshield wipers, you know what man made invention that goes great with? the car
lol windshield wipers, you know what man made invention that goes great with? the car
#9 - muchosgustaman
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(09/30/2012) [-]
What about peeing standing up?
User avatar #17 to #9 - filthyargonian
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#36 to #17 - muchosgustaman
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Penis envy much?
User avatar #18 - rangerofthesea
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(09/30/2012) [-]
women, do you even lift?...
User avatar #13 - breakfastskippa
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(09/30/2012) [-]
If women didnt have vaginas i honestly think noone would give a **** about them.
User avatar #16 to #13 - esmebuffay
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Don't forget about boobs.
User avatar #19 to #16 - pandachicksbitch
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(09/30/2012) [-]
and the ass. mmmmm dat ass.
User avatar #69 - maffi
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Hey, my little sister is the goaile for our towns junior hocky leage, she is 14 and plays coed on the highest junior level, so there.
User avatar #70 to #69 - martialnorris
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You are probably a chick that made all that up cause saying you are this super-junior-goalie,would make you sound abruptly defensive. Do not worry. This video is a joke (that's why you can hear people laughing at it)
User avatar #71 to #70 - maffi
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No, I am a 17 year old male who sits in front of the computer or a PS3 all day, my sister is the athletic one.
User avatar #72 to #71 - martialnorris
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Is she also protecting you from bullies? ( sorry dude came to my mind and sounded way too funny in there, not to post it)
User avatar #73 to #72 - maffi
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(09/30/2012) [-]
I can fend for myself, thankyou very much.
#80 to #69 - mrmanman
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#93 to #69 - TheLazyGeneration
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User avatar #81 to #69 - DropDeadShred
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Normally I would make a joke about doing your sister...But if she plays hockey then I doubt any guy is going to be in much luck there.
User avatar #78 to #69 - bdawg
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Shut up meg
#25 - anon id: 8cc56c63
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The thing that I find to personally be the worst about all this, is that as a woman I know that there is a large majority of the world that think that, apart from my reproductive organs and my usage for intercourse, that I am useless. That my thoughts, ideas, concepts, and work are pretty much ****. And while I try to take an attitude of haters gonna hate, continue with my education, and try not to think about how even here on FJ (an internet community that I usually agree with and consider myself apart of) that I'm seen as worthless. I never post my gender on my account, I never refer to myself as a girl in comments unless as an anon. It's just one stupid little place that I'd like people to judge my comments as just a comment and not something a girl said. Even now I don't have the balls (ha ha) to post with my username, because I know that A) My saying I"m a girl is seen as attention seeking and B) this runs against the majority of opinions on this site.
tl;dr-- I think sexism sucks.
User avatar #57 to #25 - Katzie
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Stop giving us guilt.
It burns.
User avatar #58 to #25 - SonofChuck
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(09/30/2012) [-]
I agree with you for the most part but I'd just like to point out one little thing. When you announce that you are a girl, yes it is usually viewed as attention seeking because for the most part your gender really shouldn't have much to do with your opinion. Other than that I like your comment too bad you can't see this I'd enjoy being able to speak more with you about the subject.
#52 to #25 - anon id: 56a79036
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shut up woman
your hands should not be at a keyboard, they should be grooming the hair of our children.
#75 to #25 - nakedclothes
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sandwich pls?
User avatar #34 to #25 - MakiChan
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there have been times ive seen posts from guys not understanding why girls say or do something, so i would try to help them with their questions or whatever from a girl point of view. im just trying to help them out and telling them im a girl i would hope would validate the info. of course as you have said you mention it in anyway, they automatically assume thumb whore. thats just the way of the internet, they can take or leave the help.
User avatar #38 to #25 - frannylips
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Mmm, seeing lovely FJ comments on things like this is a nice reminder of how valued we are as people.
Then when you say that actually, this isn't fair they say you can't take a joke, when in reality many of them aren't joking at all.
#65 - hairydickfarts
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(09/30/2012) [-]
im so sick of sexism. arent we all humans in the end? I like watching Tosh.o but this gets annoying sometimes. Women have always been treated as dumb usless sex organs. ik this is a joke but it's so repetitive and unfunny


and yes i am aware of my username.
#67 to #65 - callmemrdillan
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#68 to #65 - Roxorz
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hurr durr this video is sexist, why not enjoy the video rather than blatantly point out the sexism?
User avatar #76 to #65 - wigglesborth
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Are you rustled? There is no need to be upset.
#66 to #65 - unpreparedninja
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(09/30/2012) [-]
is just for jokes bro
is just for jokes bro
#59 - finnishdude
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(09/30/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard at this one even at the Al Bundy video
User avatar #79 - alucord
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(09/30/2012) [-]
peeing standing up?
User avatar #23 - Sockopolis
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Although its sexist, since im a guy, its okay for me to laugh and agree with this clip.
Right?
#54 to #23 - naziyahtzee
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Depends who you're telling this to.   
Although the general rule is when people are sexist against themselves (yes, it works both ways) it's all good.   
Kind of like a black person making racist ****** jokes.
Depends who you're telling this to.
Although the general rule is when people are sexist against themselves (yes, it works both ways) it's all good.
Kind of like a black person making racist ****** jokes.
User avatar #85 to #54 - Sockopolis
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I think both genders find themselves superior to the other. I dont see the problem with doing so myself.
User avatar #86 to #85 - naziyahtzee
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That sounds about right. I really have no trouble with other people making sexist jokes, but some people are just ridiculously touchy about it. So, like I say, it kind of depends on who you're talking to.
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