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#22 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [+] (11 replies)
A woman invented Kevlar.
That **** Batman's suit is made of? That **** that armies all over the world use to protect themselves from blasts? That **** that's in tires, headphones, and brakes?
A woman invented that.

A woman invented windshield wipers.
That **** that's on your cars? That **** that saves lives simply by making it easier to see in bad weather? That **** that makes efficient shipping, transportation, etc, possible?
A woman invented that.

A woman invented the first compiler.
That **** every man and woman uses now days to code? That **** Bill Gates used to start Microsoft? That **** every video game you've ever played started life out in?
A woman invented that.

Women invented circular saws, dishwashers, syringes, life rafts, train chimneys, parts of the rotary engine, flat-bottomed paper bags, Nyasatin, disposable cellphones, car heaters, mufflers, refrigerators, and (not surprisingly) chocolate chip cookies; women discovered radium, made it possible to do stem cell research and monitor diabetes at home, paved the way for bluetooth and wifi, etc.

It's also worth pointing out the majority of teachers (non-college) in America are women. Men would not be able to do things they do without them.

Also, there were several successful female rulers, Queen Elizabeth I and Catherine the Great being only two.

For the record, my life goal is to be a housewife. I love taking care of things, I love cooking, and I love sitting on my computer playing Skyrim when all that's done (I'm not a lazy ass, I just really love taking care of things. I started working as soon as I could apply for a work permit, and I attend college). However, many women are not like that. Many women do make something of themselves. Many women do earn more money than their husbands. Many women never get married, and they're okay with that. Many women do incredibly important things. I realize Tosh is for entertainment, but it's the comments that are irritating.

inb4 tl;dr
inb4 op can't inb4
#32 to #22 - toasthemost ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
lol windshield wipers, you know what man made invention that goes great with? the car
lol windshield wipers, you know what man made invention that goes great with? the car
#9 - muchosgustaman (09/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What about peeing standing up?
User avatar #18 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
women, do you even lift?...
User avatar #13 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (09/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If women didnt have vaginas i honestly think noone would give a **** about them.
User avatar #69 - maffi (09/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Hey, my little sister is the goaile for our towns junior hocky leage, she is 14 and plays coed on the highest junior level, so there.
User avatar #78 to #69 - bdawg ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Shut up meg
#25 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The thing that I find to personally be the worst about all this, is that as a woman I know that there is a large majority of the world that think that, apart from my reproductive organs and my usage for intercourse, that I am useless. That my thoughts, ideas, concepts, and work are pretty much **** . And while I try to take an attitude of haters gonna hate, continue with my education, and try not to think about how even here on FJ (an internet community that I usually agree with and consider myself apart of) that I'm seen as worthless. I never post my gender on my account, I never refer to myself as a girl in comments unless as an anon. It's just one stupid little place that I'd like people to judge my comments as just a comment and not something a girl said. Even now I don't have the balls (ha ha) to post with my username, because I know that A) My saying I"m a girl is seen as attention seeking and B) this runs against the majority of opinions on this site.
tl;dr-- I think sexism sucks.
User avatar #38 to #25 - frannylips (09/30/2012) [-]
Mmm, seeing lovely FJ comments on things like this is a nice reminder of how valued we are as people.
Then when you say that actually, this isn't fair they say you can't take a joke, when in reality many of them aren't joking at all.
#65 - hairydickfarts (09/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
im so sick of sexism. arent we all humans in the end? I like watching Tosh.o but this gets annoying sometimes. Women have always been treated as dumb usless sex organs. ik this is a joke but it's so repetitive and unfunny

and yes i am aware of my username.
#66 to #65 - unpreparedninja (09/30/2012) [-]
is just for jokes bro
is just for jokes bro
#59 - finnishdude (09/30/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard at this one even at the Al Bundy video
User avatar #79 - alucord (09/30/2012) [-]
peeing standing up?
User avatar #23 - Sockopolis (09/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Although its sexist, since im a guy, its okay for me to laugh and agree with this clip.
User avatar #85 to #54 - Sockopolis (09/30/2012) [-]
I think both genders find themselves superior to the other. I dont see the problem with doing so myself.
#40 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
A talking CW ad without a ******* pause button? **** you.
#35 - sherosama (09/30/2012) [-]
I think Daniel Tosh is one sexy ************ .
#33 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
I mean I don't care that it was sexist
it just wasn't funny
User avatar #21 - pewdieman (09/30/2012) [-]
I'm watching happy thoughts right now
#15 - parlimantum (09/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #11 - AMATORY (09/30/2012) [-]
So what about the girls that listen to Opeth and are working on their growling vocals... >_>
User avatar #5 - ticticboom (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
but sad part is you cant disprove a few of them but that because no woman has tried i dont care what anyone says the female candidates for the election made me want nickson back
#7 to #5 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
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