Interview with a 1 year old

Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me rephrase that.

I laughed like a mentally handicapped seal. Here is a fish as an apology.

Thank you!

Well, you hit turtles!

Take THAT society!

THAT. THATS NOT TRUE. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS...THIS LIE?!

I HEARD IT FROM YOUR MOTHER. THATS RIGHT, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION.

I love you, and it hurts me to see you abuse the turtles like this. It's consumed your life, you go off for days on end, spending money on more and more turtles. When will it be enough? How many turtles have to be beaten for you to get your thrills? That is not a game Temporalgaurian!

YOU'RE WRONG. I CAN QUIT THIS WHEN EVER I WANT. THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. AND I SWEAR THAT TURTLE WAS ASKING FOR IT...

CANT YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING YOUR FAMILY APART?! DONT YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO STOP?! YOU WENT TO BEATING IGUANAS! THOSE INNOCENT TURTLES DON'T DESERVE TO BE BEATEN! BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO POOR TO BUY IGUANAS!

I CAN LEAVE THE TURTLES JUST LIKE I LEFT THE IGUANAS. AND JUST TO SHOW YOU- IM GOING TO THE PET STORE, RIGHT NOW.

NO TEMPORALUARDIAN, NO!

THE LAST TURTLE YOU HIT WASNT A TURTLE AT ALL. IIT WAS YOUR BABY! YOU BEAT UP YOUR BABY! YOU'VE BECOME A MONSTER!

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU RAN AROUND BUTT NAKED IN THE STREETS, JUST AFTER YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR DIAPERS FOR GOOD! YOU BEAT THAT LAST WEEK, NOW YOU GOTTA GIVE UP THE TURTLES!