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Epic Samsung Burn

Apple, apply cool water to the burn.

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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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User avatar #31 - jokeface ONLINE (09/20/2012) [+] (58 replies)
Seriously. ******* ...seriously. What the **** .

One of my friends told me he's planning to camp out for the new iPhone. And he was serious. This kind of ******** makes me want to just start killing everyone. The human gene pool has been so contaminated with idiots that there's no hope for the race anymore.

I can understand camping out for a movie or a concert or something where there's a limited supply of tickets or something. But this is complete ******** . Everyone is trying to get their iPhone first as if Apple is gonna run out of them. First of all no, Apple will not run out of iPhones, ever. Secondly even if they did, the smart thing to do would be to pre-order it online, wouldn't it? Hell, you could order it online from your iPhone 4 which is still perfectly functional.

Actually the smartest thing to do would be to just not buy an iPhone, number one because Samsung products are indeed superior in functionality and cost way less, and number two because Samsung doesn't re-release the same goddamn thing every year and pretend it's something special.

Apple, I know you probably don't browse FJ and might never see this, but on the off-chance this comment comes up when your marketing team is doing its sweep of websites that mention your products, I want you to know that while I get a lot of use out of my 2nd-generation iPod Touch, I find the rest of your corporation arrogant, suffocating, and detestable. You are contributing to the zombie apocalypse by turning everyone in our generation into a mindless douchebag who can't wait to suck your 4-inch-long, 1136 x 640-pixel cock. Please go die in a fire.
User avatar #7 - ibishotel (09/20/2012) [+] (19 replies)
when is all this fighting gonna stop. it's just a phone
User avatar #9 to #7 - Spitfirex (09/20/2012) [-]
First world problems will never end.
#121 - voltkills ONLINE (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i love how it never actually says it apple, but references the **** out of it to make it obvious.
#82 - Pharonix (09/20/2012) [-]
apple, you mad?
Oh you mad.
#80 - symustafa (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
FJ is still not over this? Apple, as a company, wants to make a profit. And they are very good at that. Apple could care less what you guys think about them, the new iPhone is still going to sell well. If you like the iPhone, great. If you like something else, well great too. Content like this and religious debates and politics all fuel the rage on FJ. Let's be nice once in a while.
FJ is still not over this? Apple, as a company, wants to make a profit. And they are very good at that. Apple could care less what you guys think about them, the new iPhone is still going to sell well. If you like the iPhone, great. If you like something else, well great too. Content like this and religious debates and politics all fuel the rage on FJ. Let's be nice once in a while.
#84 to #80 - rummler ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
sharing your opinion on the internet...   
are you trying to get stabbed?
sharing your opinion on the internet...
are you trying to get stabbed?
#324 - funkmasterflex (09/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
- Hipsters hate all things mainstream   
- FJ hates all things mainstream (Call of Duty, Beats, Apple, Rap, Worshipping a god, etc.)   
Funnyjunk = Hipsters   
Funnyjunk hates hipsters   
Funnyjunk is a hipster hypocrite.... a Hipstocrite!   
You people make me sick.
- Hipsters hate all things mainstream
- FJ hates all things mainstream (Call of Duty, Beats, Apple, Rap, Worshipping a god, etc.)
Funnyjunk = Hipsters
Funnyjunk hates hipsters
Funnyjunk is a hipster hypocrite.... a Hipstocrite!
You people make me sick.
#56 - HighLitedHelios (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
You know this commercial is legit when It's got the bitch from Cyber Chase.
User avatar #243 - karsestar (09/20/2012) [+] (26 replies)
If Samsung was number 1 in the mobile business, they wouldn't be making a commercial like this. It's pathetic and desperate. But you guys will never listen to me. Most of you are stuck-up hipsters without knowing it. Notice how as soon as something becomes popular, FJ hates it. Beats By Dre, iPhone, Call of Duty etc.

You are all a bunch of ******* hipster fags, and the only reason you don't like these things is because they're mainstream. Admit it, dirty apes.
#273 to #243 - jikario (09/20/2012) [-]
Or. You know. Some people just like things that are BETTER? ANYAudiophile can tell you Beats are crap compared to various other brands of headphones. Call of Duty is certainly not the best first person shooter, and probably never will be, Its just popular, and people love when things don't change because they fear it. Most People who stay at apples Beck and Call are the real hipsters with feelings towards that one company because they're too stuck up to think about anything else being better than them. Its arrogance at its finest.
#366 - divinedpk (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you are witnessing the company apple slowly die off
correct me if im wrong but
Computers are made good but lack features the PC has so they are not made as much
Ipad gets ton of **** because its the ipod touch on a larger scale(not that innovative)
and now the ipod touch which is really all they had is now dying because of phones like the Galaxy, HTC, Blackberry, etc.

i know this is a bit drastic but somewhat true
#290 - roliga (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** all of your new phones, I still use my razor that I got freshmen year
#218 - Vynce (09/20/2012) [-]
Haha, you fools having trouble choosing between the iPhone and the Galaxy S3. I'm glad that having to choose between two things is a problem I've never had, get on my level.   
   
I've never been able to afford a phone.
Haha, you fools having trouble choosing between the iPhone and the Galaxy S3. I'm glad that having to choose between two things is a problem I've never had, get on my level.

I've never been able to afford a phone.
User avatar #182 - sommerli (09/20/2012) [+] (19 replies)
Burn, or pathetic? The fact that Samsung has to bash on other companies just because they arent as popular is just low. They maybe make better phones if you look at performance, but Samsung will never be as popular as Apple.
#183 to #182 - kirstybabes (09/20/2012) [-]
Obvious butthurt Apple fanboy is obvious.
#22 - hetreks (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how it feels to chew 5 gum, i mean to burn apple.
how it feels to chew 5 gum, i mean to burn apple.
User avatar #2 - myrtille (09/19/2012) [-]
oh god i love samsung commercials.
#443 - andreaskors (09/20/2012) [-]
Apple users: "IT HAS BIGGER SCREEN?!"
#365 - aesis (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
All these comments like: "hurr aeple is gey lawl burn samsung is gey suc fagets hipstrs omg"

Look at it in a nonbiased way.
- Phones have essentially the same specs
- Do the same things for the most part
- You're not gonna need 200 apps for anything so who cares what apps one lacks or gains over the other
- A bigger screen is not really a selling point, especially for a mobile phone
- In the end they're just phones

I'd buy the Samsung over the Apple iPhone anyday though.
Not for any reason other than the fact it's cheaper.
Who would pay 400+ for a phone?
At the price I'd rather buy a decent laptop.
#297 - markeywo (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why the **** have you just shown me an advert? You think not following the trend makes you more elite? Seriously, it's just a phone.
#360 - hardekoning (09/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**** smartphones! (And also all the freaking hype around em.)
#389 to #381 - gorden (09/20/2012) [-]
best hipster sentence EVER
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