Epic Samsung Burn

Seriously. Fucking...seriously. What the fuck.

One of my friends told me he's planning to camp out for the new iPhone. And he was serious. This kind of bullshit makes me want to just start killing everyone. The human gene pool has been so contaminated with idiots that there's no hope for the race anymore.

I can understand camping out for a movie or a concert or something where there's a limited supply of tickets or something. But this is complete bullshit. Everyone is trying to get their iPhone first as if Apple is gonna run out of them. First of all no, Apple will not run out of iPhones, ever. Secondly even if they did, the smart thing to do would be to pre-order it online, wouldn't it? Hell, you could order it online from your iPhone 4 which is still perfectly functional.

Actually the smartest thing to do would be to just not buy an iPhone, number one because Samsung products are indeed superior in functionality and cost way less, and number two because Samsung doesn't re-release the same goddamn thing every year and pretend it's something special.

Apple, I know you probably don't browse FJ and might never see this, but on the off-chance this comment comes up when your marketing team is doing its sweep of websites that mention your products, I want you to know that while I get a lot of use out of my 2nd-generation iPod Touch, I find the rest of your corporation arrogant, suffocating, and detestable. You are contributing to the zombie apocalypse by turning everyone in our generation into a mindless douchebag who can't wait to suck your 4-inch-long, 1136 x 640-pixel cock. Please go die in a fire.

when is all this fighting gonna stop. it's just a phone

i love how it never actually says it apple, but references the shit out of it to make it obvious.

apple, you mad?
Oh you mad.

FJ is still not over this? Apple, as a company, wants to make a profit. And they are very good at that. Apple could care less what you guys think about them, the new iPhone is still going to sell well. If you like the iPhone, great. If you like something else, well great too. Content like this and religious debates and politics all fuel the rage on FJ. Let's be nice once in a while.

- Hipsters hate all things mainstream
- FJ hates all things mainstream (Call of Duty, Beats, Apple, Rap, Worshipping a god, etc.)
Funnyjunk = Hipsters
Funnyjunk hates hipsters
Funnyjunk is a hipster hypocrite.... a Hipstocrite!
You people make me sick.

You know this commercial is legit when It's got the bitch from Cyber Chase.

you are witnessing the company apple slowly die off
correct me if im wrong but
Computers are made good but lack features the PC has so they are not made as much
Ipad gets ton of shit because its the ipod touch on a larger scale(not that innovative)
and now the ipod touch which is really all they had is now dying because of phones like the Galaxy, HTC, Blackberry, etc.

i know this is a bit drastic but somewhat true

Fuck all of your new phones, I still use my razor that I got freshmen year

Haha, you fools having trouble choosing between the iPhone and the Galaxy S3. I'm glad that having to choose between two things is a problem I've never had, get on my level.

I've never been able to afford a phone.

how it feels to chew 5 gum, i mean to burn apple.

oh god i love samsung commercials.

Apple users: "IT HAS BIGGER SCREEN?!"

All these comments like: "hurr aeple is gey lawl burn samsung is gey suc fagets hipstrs omg"

Look at it in a nonbiased way.
- Phones have essentially the same specs
- Do the same things for the most part
- You're not gonna need 200 apps for anything so who cares what apps one lacks or gains over the other
- A bigger screen is not really a selling point, especially for a mobile phone
- In the end they're just phones

I'd buy the Samsung over the Apple iPhone anyday though.
Not for any reason other than the fact it's cheaper.
Who would pay 400+ for a phone?
At the price I'd rather buy a decent laptop.

Why the fuck have you just shown me an advert? You think not following the trend makes you more elite? Seriously, it's just a phone.

the only youtube commercial i didnt skip.

I never liked apple.Now i don't like Samsung either...