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User avatar #101 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
My answer: Because I'm not ready to die. Because I still need to spread the word about Jesus before my time is up, even if they will not hear it.
#215 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2012) [-]
this is the most accurate true christian response you can give
User avatar #217 to #215 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Thank you. Even if people don't agree with me, I'm not lying am I? I bet the only reason that guy paused like that, is because he was shocked by such a rude and bold question.
#135 to #101 - telfyr (09/01/2012) [-]
on the topic of jesus...
User avatar #147 to #135 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
You do realize that that is the most significant misinterpretation of Jesus. Formed from inaccurate and unprofessional information.
#171 to #147 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
Isn't Satan a trickster and wouldn't that be the greatest trick of all?



Or does it offend you too much on the inside or what you think to consider it?



Serious question.
User avatar #173 to #171 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
If he could pull that off, which he didn't, he wouldn't of failed in taking God's throne.
#175 to #173 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
But why would he want to? Wouldn't he just be doing a metaphorical slap in God's face by taking all his followers into hell? If he's still continuing today I'm sure he's happy with what he's doing.
User avatar #177 to #175 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
First of all, Satan wasn't Jesus. That entire image is misinterpreted and twisted bullshit. Why would he want to? How do you think Satan became The Devil? He was thrown out along with a third of all angels (the third that helped him) when he tried to take God's throne.
#183 to #177 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
The picture wasn't talking about interpreting the Bible but rather interpreting the idea of Satan and Jesus, after all, religion is just an idea people believe.    
   
And it was to herd people with promises of redemption and paradise, even for those shitheads who do a lot of stupid crap during the week and go to Church on Sunday just to feel clean and pure.    
   
It's all the promises and things that seem too good to be true, and Satan could easily exploit this to the masses of the world were it true.
The picture wasn't talking about interpreting the Bible but rather interpreting the idea of Satan and Jesus, after all, religion is just an idea people believe.

And it was to herd people with promises of redemption and paradise, even for those shitheads who do a lot of stupid crap during the week and go to Church on Sunday just to feel clean and pure.

It's all the promises and things that seem too good to be true, and Satan could easily exploit this to the masses of the world were it true.
User avatar #189 to #183 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
You say it like you know Heaven and Hell don't exist. But the child that fears hell lives in all of us, remember that.
#195 to #189 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
Uh, why would I be afraid of something I don't actually believe exists? Even as a child I was never afraid of hell because it all sounded too cheesy to me.

Everyone is different, bro, not everyone fears the belief you fear in so much.

In fact, if God was such a cruel bastard to us on Earth, why should we kiss his ass at Church every Sunday? Why should we get into Heaven based on how much we kissed his ass and not by how we actually lived our lives?



Why should a community-servicing, blood donating, adopting, atheist go to hell while a drunken drug addict who beats children and women be able to get into Heaven by kissing a Priest's ass at a Church?



It's all too good to be true and even if it was, it's a stupid concept to follow.
#154 to #147 - telfyr (09/01/2012) [-]
true but the point i'm trying to make is we don't know who is right, and we won't know until we die, there may or may not be a heaven/hell, or we may be reincarnated as another being, or any other religion's beliefs.
#115 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2012) [-]
go fuck yourself you're not a good person for annoying people smart enough to not listen to your ridiculous bullshit. and its not just religion, if i went door to door telling people that they have to throw away all they're clothes and walk around naked because i think it would be better for them i would still be an asshole.
User avatar #116 to #115 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
And when have I done that?
#132 to #116 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2012) [-]
its an example moron you spread the word of jesus to people who don't give a shit and all your doing is being an annoying twat and making a fool of yourself
User avatar #144 to #132 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
We don't really care what you think of us. As long as you hear it and consider it, it's fine.
User avatar #103 to #101 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
shoudlve stopped at 'not ready to die'. spread the word of life. wtf does jesus have to do with anything man...
User avatar #104 to #103 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm not gong to get into an argument, but I will answer your question. Spread the word of Jesus, as in you know the bible. The story of Jesus, and how he will return very soon. You get the idea.
User avatar #105 to #104 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
wow what an answer. just like the rest of the bible's answers..

hey whats 2+2? jesus.

why is the sky blue? jesus.
User avatar #117 to #105 - cantfindausername ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Chill, dude. He's not a Jesus nut (from what I can tell). That's his reason to keep on keeping on. Why take that away?
User avatar #123 to #117 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
do you know what spreading the word of jesus means? it means as much as im telling him no, i got my own life. he will say yeah but follow my life, trust me, jesus.
User avatar #159 to #123 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Spreading the word of Jesus: Getting as many people as possible to know about this, so they have a chance.
What you think it means: Hunting down every last non-christian and eliminating any free will from them.
#121 to #109 - zxczxcv (09/01/2012) [-]
this is an ironic image response. also I love jesus and religious tolerance is a sideways eight street
User avatar #126 to #121 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I was thinking of its irony. But the terrorists are famous for using AK-47's against us. The AK's still kick ass.
User avatar #108 to #105 - shucknorris (09/01/2012) [-]
He's believing what he chooses to believe in. Don't be a little prick. I'm christian and I've accomplished a whole lot more than many Atheists I know. Stop judging peoples intelligence based on religion. Chances are, they probably are smarter than you overall.
User avatar #110 to #108 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
if he was smarter he would know that god is greater than jesus.. im usually a very open person but this whole jesus thing is why people become atheist
User avatar #120 to #110 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Ok. God and Jesus are two sides of the same coin. Whatever side is facing down, it's still a quarter. And we spread the word of Jesus because he died for our sins on the cross. I don't care if you believe it, I'm just explaining it to you.
User avatar #128 to #120 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
if you dont care if i believe then dont spread the word right?
User avatar #134 to #128 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Not exactly. I'm not going to tie to a chair and force feed you religious knowledge until you become a christian. I'm spreading the word, doesn't mean I don't give you a choice, and force you to hear it.
User avatar #136 to #134 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
well thats because nowdays you literally cant. back in those days if you denied the word of jesus youd be dead right?
User avatar #140 to #136 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
In more radical countries yes. But those were usually governments leading executions like that. And sometimes Churches. But during those times the government and church had a lot of interaction, and that's why the government were leading executions.
User avatar #143 to #140 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
radical countries like england spain and portugal who used the word of god to make enough money and power to conquer other countries.
User avatar #114 to #110 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
Jesus IS God.
User avatar #125 to #114 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
no hes not
#138 to #125 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
Well how do you know?! stupidhead.
User avatar #141 to #138 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
i can ask you the same thing but that would be a waste of time so ill just answer. God is said to have created the universe and its laws, whereas jesus was a person born from a virgin mary and died for peoples sins. two completely different things
#158 to #141 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
Matthew 1:23- "Behold, the virgin shall be with child, and bear a Son, and they shall call his name, "Emmanuel," which is translated, "God with us."

John 1:1-"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

John 1:14-"And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us."

"Jesus was a person born from a virgin mary and died for peoples sins."
God was a person born from a virgin mary and died for peoples sins. But resurrected because God can't die. :]
User avatar #372 to #158 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
ooh did you just thumb me down? lol am i battling with a 3 year old? those are just quotes from a re written piece of garbage copied from a masterpiece
User avatar #388 to #372 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
Lol I didn't "thumb" you down. x] Three year old's aren't smart enough to do that anyway but it's ok, I was planning on using the "What are? 12!?" card on you but decided that's a cliché. I don't understand, what do you mean "re-written"? It's the translation of the original because neither of us can read in Hebrew (I'm guessing). Any who, you know I'm right so hop off the jock braaah. <3
User avatar #399 to #388 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
i can read hebrew. the bible is a repost so badly made, its 9gag compared to 4chan. thats all i gta say. now i may hop off
User avatar #111 to #110 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Except the Bible actually says to spread the word of Jesus and he's not pulling it out of his ass like you think he is...

But as a fellow Atheist, if you know so much about his religion, you would already know this too, right?
User avatar #118 to #111 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
that bible book is obviously re written by people who found a way to use it for selfish reasons. so obviously too. and anyway who are you? im a fellow but not an atheist
User avatar #122 to #118 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Well technically it was written by people. Because God told them to. We don't think God has a printing press where he makes millions of copies of the bible and sends them to libraries.
User avatar #130 to #122 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
read my sentence again properly
User avatar #137 to #130 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
You guys keep making that claim and it's not true. Because if there were actually selfish people writing the bible, They would of changed the ten commandments so that they can have sex whenever they want, and can covet a person all they want. That didn't happen, so I doubt somebody didn't want to have sex until they were married by nature.
User avatar #149 to #137 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
well the bible would be too implausible if the ten commandments were to be suddnly changed. just get the jews out of gods favour and do the stuff we say if you want to not burn in a fiery hell afterwards.


reward and punishment - the root of selfish motives, and an easy way to control misbehaved children
User avatar #153 to #149 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
The Jews are not out of Gods favor. Where did you even get that from? Besides, your logic is more ridiculous. Existence is all just a crazy coincidence. And the end of the world, which is happening pretty much right now, is also just a coincidence.
#376 to #153 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
also i see you call me being an 'asshole' for not letting you believe what you want to believe in..

sorry but christianity is a cheesy remake of a beautiful masterpiece called the Torah and an attempt to reinvent loads of laws and a whole new religion for some higher up's sake.

christianity is the reason modern people think religion is stupid and primitive.

christianity is the reason god and its laws died - just look at how they laugh at your god... thats not me, thats people realising how ridiculoous christianity is, and laughing at it.

so theres my belief. dont like it? dont be an 'asshole' cos its a belief just like christianity
User avatar #401 to #376 - severepwner (09/02/2012) [-]
We don't give a shit what you think of us. You think we're ridiculous? At least what we believe makes sense. You're just some asshole dirtbag that sees God's gifts to you immoral. You think existence is a coincidence. Which is more ridiculous than a screen door on a submarine.
User avatar #405 to #401 - lolzordz (09/02/2012) [-]
wow, now i see youre dumb as well, read one message below this one to be shown up yet again... you christians.... hopeless
User avatar #412 to #405 - severepwner (09/02/2012) [-]
I did read it. Which is sugarcoated bullshit. "I'm not an atheist, I'm a different kind of atheist who is an asshole to anyone who has religion".
User avatar #416 to #412 - lolzordz (09/04/2012) [-]
christianity itself is sugercoated. there isnt a man in the sky who grants you wishes.. think properly- you gotta work for life yourself, rely on your own powers because you are the life of god itself, not only special case jesus.
User avatar #408 to #405 - hopeless (09/02/2012) [-]
You're right, I am a Christian.
User avatar #373 to #153 - lolzordz (09/01/2012) [-]
you keep thinking im atheist but i never said that once. no, i believe in something alot deeper than the bible, thats life and its wonders.

in my life of reality, a god will have its own god ad infinum, just like we are gods of our own body cells. and i follow the rules of life which aid in procreation, not rules that aid the pope.
User avatar #146 to #137 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
They have.

Look up Mormonism for example.
User avatar #148 to #146 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
And what does that have to do with Christianity?
User avatar #150 to #148 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Mormonism came from Christianity.
User avatar #155 to #150 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
AK-47's came from Russia. Terrorists generally use Ak-47's in combat. That means Russia is a terrorist by that logic.
User avatar #164 to #155 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
What..? I'm just saying the Christian commandments have been changed before by the Mormons. It's a fact.

I don't know where that analogy came from or how it even relates to Mormons.
User avatar #166 to #164 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
AK-47's (Christian beliefs) came from Russia (Christians). And terrorists (Mormons, no offense to them) use AK-47's wrongly. That's not Russia's fault.
User avatar #179 to #166 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Wait, so you're saying Mormon beliefs are wrong?

How does that make you any different than the guy who was ripping on you for being Christian earlier?
User avatar #181 to #179 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
No don't bring me to his level. I wouldn't trash Mormon websites, yell at their beliefs, or act like a paranoid child at them. If they choose to be a Mormon, that's fine, I won't force them to be Christian. But I think they're wrong. Doesn't mean I have no respect for them.
User avatar #193 to #181 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
So when Jews say you're wrong, because Christianity came from Judaism, you would take no offense?

Most people would.
User avatar #199 to #193 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
And we're also out of space.
User avatar #198 to #193 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
Well if I were to look at it from their angle, we're not their fault. Doesn't really matter in the end though. People will believe what they want them to believe. I don't want them to, but they all have a choice. If you take the choice of atheist that is fine, take the choice of being an asshole like lolzords and that's not ok.
User avatar #194 to #193 - monsterman ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
And sorry, I'm not trying to make you angry if I am, I'm just curious.
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