Thank you. Even if people don't agree with me, I'm not lying am I? I bet the only reason that guy paused like that, is because he was shocked by such a rude and bold question.

on the topic of jesus...

You do realize that that is the most significant misinterpretation of Jesus. Formed from inaccurate and unprofessional information.

If he could pull that off, which he didn't, he wouldn't of failed in taking God's throne.

But why would he want to? Wouldn't he just be doing a metaphorical slap in God's face by taking all his followers into hell? If he's still continuing today I'm sure he's happy with what he's doing.

First of all, Satan wasn't Jesus. That entire image is misinterpreted and twisted bullshit. Why would he want to? How do you think Satan became The Devil? He was thrown out along with a third of all angels (the third that helped him) when he tried to take God's throne.

The picture wasn't talking about interpreting the Bible but rather interpreting the idea of Satan and Jesus, after all, religion is just an idea people believe.

And it was to herd people with promises of redemption and paradise, even for those shitheads who do a lot of stupid crap during the week and go to Church on Sunday just to feel clean and pure.

It's all the promises and things that seem too good to be true, and Satan could easily exploit this to the masses of the world were it true.

You say it like you know Heaven and Hell don't exist. But the child that fears hell lives in all of us, remember that.

Uh, why would I be afraid of something I don't actually believe exists? Even as a child I was never afraid of hell because it all sounded too cheesy to me.

Everyone is different, bro, not everyone fears the belief you fear in so much.

In fact, if God was such a cruel bastard to us on Earth, why should we kiss his ass at Church every Sunday? Why should we get into Heaven based on how much we kissed his ass and not by how we actually lived our lives?



Why should a community-servicing, blood donating, adopting, atheist go to hell while a drunken drug addict who beats children and women be able to get into Heaven by kissing a Priest's ass at a Church?



It's all too good to be true and even if it was, it's a stupid concept to follow.

true but the point i'm trying to make is we don't know who is right, and we won't know until we die, there may or may not be a heaven/hell, or we may be reincarnated as another being, or any other religion's beliefs.

And when have I done that?

We don't really care what you think of us. As long as you hear it and consider it, it's fine.

I'm not gong to get into an argument, but I will answer your question. Spread the word of Jesus, as in you know the bible. The story of Jesus, and how he will return very soon. You get the idea.

Chill, dude. He's not a Jesus nut (from what I can tell). That's his reason to keep on keeping on. Why take that away?

do you know what spreading the word of jesus means? it means as much as im telling him no, i got my own life. he will say yeah but follow my life, trust me, jesus.

Spreading the word of Jesus: Getting as many people as possible to know about this, so they have a chance.
What you think it means: Hunting down every last non-christian and eliminating any free will from them.

this is an ironic image response. also I love jesus and religious tolerance is a sideways eight street

Yeah I was thinking of its irony. But the terrorists are famous for using AK-47's against us. The AK's still kick ass.

He's believing what he chooses to believe in. Don't be a little prick. I'm christian and I've accomplished a whole lot more than many Atheists I know. Stop judging peoples intelligence based on religion. Chances are, they probably are smarter than you overall.

if he was smarter he would know that god is greater than jesus.. im usually a very open person but this whole jesus thing is why people become atheist

Ok. God and Jesus are two sides of the same coin. Whatever side is facing down, it's still a quarter. And we spread the word of Jesus because he died for our sins on the cross. I don't care if you believe it, I'm just explaining it to you.

if you dont care if i believe then dont spread the word right?

Not exactly. I'm not going to tie to a chair and force feed you religious knowledge until you become a christian. I'm spreading the word, doesn't mean I don't give you a choice, and force you to hear it.

well thats because nowdays you literally cant. back in those days if you denied the word of jesus youd be dead right?

In more radical countries yes. But those were usually governments leading executions like that. And sometimes Churches. But during those times the government and church had a lot of interaction, and that's why the government were leading executions.

radical countries like england spain and portugal who used the word of god to make enough money and power to conquer other countries.

Jesus IS God.

no hes not

Well how do you know?! stupidhead.

i can ask you the same thing but that would be a waste of time so ill just answer. God is said to have created the universe and its laws, whereas jesus was a person born from a virgin mary and died for peoples sins. two completely different things

Matthew 1:23- "Behold, the virgin shall be with child, and bear a Son, and they shall call his name, "Emmanuel," which is translated, "God with us."

John 1:1-"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

John 1:14-"And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us."

"Jesus was a person born from a virgin mary and died for peoples sins."
God was a person born from a virgin mary and died for peoples sins. But resurrected because God can't die. :]

ooh did you just thumb me down? lol am i battling with a 3 year old? those are just quotes from a re written piece of garbage copied from a masterpiece

Lol I didn't "thumb" you down. x] Three year old's aren't smart enough to do that anyway but it's ok, I was planning on using the "What are? 12!?" card on you but decided that's a cliché. I don't understand, what do you mean "re-written"? It's the translation of the original because neither of us can read in Hebrew (I'm guessing). Any who, you know I'm right so hop off the jock braaah. <3

i can read hebrew. the bible is a repost so badly made, its 9gag compared to 4chan. thats all i gta say. now i may hop off

Except the Bible actually says to spread the word of Jesus and he's not pulling it out of his ass like you think he is...

But as a fellow Atheist, if you know so much about his religion, you would already know this too, right?

that bible book is obviously re written by people who found a way to use it for selfish reasons. so obviously too. and anyway who are you? im a fellow but not an atheist

Well technically it was written by people. Because God told them to. We don't think God has a printing press where he makes millions of copies of the bible and sends them to libraries.

read my sentence again properly

You guys keep making that claim and it's not true. Because if there were actually selfish people writing the bible, They would of changed the ten commandments so that they can have sex whenever they want, and can covet a person all they want. That didn't happen, so I doubt somebody didn't want to have sex until they were married by nature.

well the bible would be too implausible if the ten commandments were to be suddnly changed. just get the jews out of gods favour and do the stuff we say if you want to not burn in a fiery hell afterwards.


reward and punishment - the root of selfish motives, and an easy way to control misbehaved children

The Jews are not out of Gods favor. Where did you even get that from? Besides, your logic is more ridiculous. Existence is all just a crazy coincidence. And the end of the world, which is happening pretty much right now, is also just a coincidence.

also i see you call me being an 'asshole' for not letting you believe what you want to believe in..

sorry but christianity is a cheesy remake of a beautiful masterpiece called the Torah and an attempt to reinvent loads of laws and a whole new religion for some higher up's sake.

christianity is the reason modern people think religion is stupid and primitive.

christianity is the reason god and its laws died - just look at how they laugh at your god... thats not me, thats people realising how ridiculoous christianity is, and laughing at it.

so theres my belief. dont like it? dont be an 'asshole' cos its a belief just like christianity

We don't give a shit what you think of us. You think we're ridiculous? At least what we believe makes sense. You're just some asshole dirtbag that sees God's gifts to you immoral. You think existence is a coincidence. Which is more ridiculous than a screen door on a submarine.

wow, now i see youre dumb as well, read one message below this one to be shown up yet again... you christians.... hopeless

I did read it. Which is sugarcoated bullshit. "I'm not an atheist, I'm a different kind of atheist who is an asshole to anyone who has religion".

christianity itself is sugercoated. there isnt a man in the sky who grants you wishes.. think properly- you gotta work for life yourself, rely on your own powers because you are the life of god itself, not only special case jesus.

You're right, I am a Christian.

you keep thinking im atheist but i never said that once. no, i believe in something alot deeper than the bible, thats life and its wonders.

in my life of reality, a god will have its own god ad infinum, just like we are gods of our own body cells. and i follow the rules of life which aid in procreation, not rules that aid the pope.

They have.

Look up Mormonism for example.

And what does that have to do with Christianity?

Mormonism came from Christianity.

AK-47's came from Russia. Terrorists generally use Ak-47's in combat. That means Russia is a terrorist by that logic.

What..? I'm just saying the Christian commandments have been changed before by the Mormons. It's a fact.

I don't know where that analogy came from or how it even relates to Mormons.

AK-47's (Christian beliefs) came from Russia (Christians). And terrorists (Mormons, no offense to them) use AK-47's wrongly. That's not Russia's fault.

Wait, so you're saying Mormon beliefs are wrong?

How does that make you any different than the guy who was ripping on you for being Christian earlier?

No don't bring me to his level. I wouldn't trash Mormon websites, yell at their beliefs, or act like a paranoid child at them. If they choose to be a Mormon, that's fine, I won't force them to be Christian. But I think they're wrong. Doesn't mean I have no respect for them.

So when Jews say you're wrong, because Christianity came from Judaism, you would take no offense?

Most people would.

And we're also out of space.

Well if I were to look at it from their angle, we're not their fault. Doesn't really matter in the end though. People will believe what they want them to believe. I don't want them to, but they all have a choice. If you take the choice of atheist that is fine, take the choice of being an asshole like lolzords and that's not ok.