Smart Cow

#10 to #8 - tuborial (07/30/2012) [-]

she was part zebu, yes she was a female and had horns, there are certain breeds that the females can have horns.... she would also come when we called her and let up brush her and lay down like a dog while getting brushed

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#35 to #10 - Moog (07/30/2012) [-]

Are cows good as pets? I've always wanted one

#42 to #35 - Emers ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

They are quite fun to have :)
stubborn, but fun.

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#46 to #42 - Moog (07/30/2012) [-]

One of my life time goals is to own a cow and make him/her a sweater. :)

#47 to #46 - Emers ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

That is a lovely goal.

#56 to #35 - IncarceratedNinja (07/30/2012) [-]

If they arent skiddish, yes. But all they really want to do is eat...and they smell like shit

#57 to #56 - Moog (07/30/2012) [-]

What if you clean them?

#59 to #57 - IncarceratedNinja (07/30/2012) [-]

They arent very fond of being drenched with water :)

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#60 to #59 - Moog (07/30/2012) [-]

What if you just got a scrubby brush? :3

#70 to #60 - IncarceratedNinja (07/30/2012) [-]

hm, well my bull loves being brushed down with a metal toothed brush (very thick skin so you have to press down as hard as you can for him to feel it and it cant get enough of it) :P so a brush might just be crazy enough to work!

#108 to #35 - tuborial (07/30/2012) [-]

we got her as a calf and she was bottle fed by us, and spoiled... in my opinion she was a wonderful pet and i honestly couldn't tell you if she stank, she did have a distinct smell but it wasn't gross or anything like that, i just thought she was the prettiest and sweetest thing. that could be an isolated incident because not all cows are the same, and i have dealt with a crazy one too.

#21 to #10 - xgeneration (07/30/2012) [-]

Suddenly I want a cow as a pet.

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#91 - SweetJesus ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

If it's so smart, why did it stick its foot in the water.
Christians:1
Atheists:0

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#87 to #86 - benjamino (07/30/2012) [-]

Better version, w/out the bottom watermark. Your welcome.

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#90 to #87 - rheago (07/30/2012) [-]

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#105 to #87 - moevleboevle ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

fuck you! I'm ready!

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#75 - RodasAPC (07/30/2012) [-]

That unprocessed cheeseburger looks very smart

#30 - theplatypus (07/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=60xHc6JYUkM Heres a cow that was smart enough to have a FACE OFF with a train

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#33 to #30 - mestroxant (07/30/2012) [-]

My god.

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#71 to #30 - zaeter (07/30/2012) [-]

That cow gave zero fucks

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#89 - sircopperman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Nest step: world domination

#107 to #89 - propimp (07/30/2012) [-]

nest......

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#16 - suckmyringpop (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Fucking cows.

#23 to #16 - Itsbenn (07/30/2012) [-]

i fucking pissed myself laughing at this

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#68 - quizzno (07/30/2012) [-]

And then we ate him.

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#18 - waffies ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

GENIUS ANIMALS!

#34 - shinely (07/30/2012) [-]

Cows ...

#1 - actioncereal (07/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)

poor cow hes just thirsty

#2 to #1 - esqulax ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]

He?

#6 to #2 - actioncereal (07/30/2012) [-]

my bad

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#9 to #6 - MrSister **User deleted account** (07/30/2012) [-]

no dude you were correct, it's a male, females don't have horns

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#14 to #9 - Emers ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

Some cows do have horns ><

Read up on animals before you try and state facts about them.

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#17 to #11 - newall (07/30/2012) [-]

he's wrong most breeds of cows have horns on the males and the females, it's only in america that the hornless females are favored.

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#85 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2012) [-]

"Hey let me drink water from the faucet"

*Turns on faucet after days of studies*

"Matter of fact, this dirty water that was already here seems perfect"

"SMART COW"

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#4 - doctorofjournalism (07/29/2012) [-]

LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
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#74 - lazaman (07/30/2012) [-]

I think cows are cute. That must be why they taste so good... But srsly I want a cow... So much baww...

#27 - soluvy (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Could you put a saddle on a cow and ride it like a horse? feel like that would be chill as fuck

#41 to #27 - Emers ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]

You can, I would suggest a meat breed as dairy breed are bony.

Be aware that they have really loose hides so you'll go all over the place if you don't have the proper balance, and I'd also recommend a treeless saddle.

#106 - jaebot (07/30/2012) [-]

theyre adapting

#67 - sinonyx (07/30/2012) [-]

smart enough to too on the water.. licks it off the ground

#15 - worldone (07/30/2012) [-]

Who would have thought a cheeseburger was that smart...