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Official Funnyjunk Theme Song?

(All credit to Kle Shay for an amazing parody)<br />
Download Link For This Song:<br />
www.mediafire.com/?zkm2zz13th2<br />
A song I made in tribute to Phillip DeFranco (aka sxephil). Its a parody of Sexy Chick (or Sexy Bitch if you listen to dirty versions of songs. xD) about Sandwiches and how guys just need them!<br />
If youre offended by this, dont be dumb. Its obviously a joke, and its not meant to be taken seriously<br />
Even my girlfriend finds this funny. My girlfriend who I respect, and never demand sammiches from. <br />
Lyrics: <br />
That girl, I need her <br />
To wash my socks, and to make me dinner <br />
No one exceeds her<br />
She gets naked, like she works for peta<br />
The way she throw down <br />
I will stay with her, cause shes my feeder <br />
But lately shes been slowed down <br />
I need to figure out now<br />
How come my clothes are laid out all over the floor<br />
Why did you go out and buy some lame-ass decor? <br />
Im tryna find a way to deprive this girl with out getting so distressful<br />
Said my Sammich was supposed to be made by four <br />
Why dont you do your job, take a trip down to the store <br />
I'm tryna find a way to subside my rage without straight Chris Browning that girl<br />
Hey girl<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
My Sammiches?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where girl?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
My Sammiches<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where girl?<br />
And yet I need her<br />
I swear Im not gonna go and beat her <br />
I just got heated <br />
Just make me something, and I will eat it <br />
The plate she throws down<br />
Is just disgusting and I wont be eatin it <br />
Make me a Pimento, now<br />
Or I am walking out, now<br />
Why did you keep me up all last night with your snore? <br />
Why did you put a pair of your socks in my drawer <br />
I'm tryna find a way to subside this quarrel without seeming homosexual<br />
Just make me a Sammich, better yet, make it four <br />
I want Sammich galore, when I walk through that door<br />
Im tryna find a way to survive this quarrel without getting homicidal<br />
Hey girl<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
My Sammiches?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where girl?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
My Sammiches<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where girl?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
My Sammiches<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where girl?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where girl?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?<br />
Where are my Sammiches?

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Submitted: 06/06/2010
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#1 - jwal **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
WHERE ARE MY SAMMICHES?!
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2010) [-]
natanal b**** make me a samich day only comes 364 times a year the other day is mothers day
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