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I make a twat of myself

Another &quot;Ugly Slapper&quot; production.<br />
Entitled..&quot;I make a Twat of myself&quot;<br />
Tally ho and... bring your sense of humour with ya..<br />
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Here are the Lyrics...<br />
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I make a Twat of myself (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08<br />
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It's the Middle of winter<br />
I just wear a t-shirt<br />
Jackets are for wimps you know<br />
I look real hard <br />
With my biceps showing<br />
In three feet of drifting snow<br />
<br />
Out on the town <br />
The girls are looking<br />
They're looking at the state of me<br />
I was out for seven, <br />
But by half past eleven<br />
I'm totally out of my tree<br />
<br />
I never seem to know <br />
When to stop<br />
UNtil it's far too late<br />
I fall out of bars<br />
Go tit over arse<br />
And break the fall with my face<br />
<br />
I have another one, for the road<br />
And the room then starts to spin<br />
I'm over the limit <br />
Covered in vomit<br />
********* once again<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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I make a twat of myself on a regular basis<br />
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis<br />
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man<br />
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van<br />
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I make a twat of myself on a regular basis<br />
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis<br />
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man<br />
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van<br />
<br />
I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself<br />
Munching on a Donner kebab<br />
<br />
I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself<br />
I piss in the wardrobe instead<br />
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With a wobble I struggle <br />
To the taxi rank<br />
While muching on a donner kebab<br />
Most of the meat <br />
Is at my feet<br />
And the rest, I puke up in the cab<br />
<br />
Arriving home at 2am <br />
My key wont fit in the door<br />
Well it probably would<br />
If I actually stood<br />
But I'm kneeling in puke on the floor<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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I get in the house eventually<br />
And I crawl up the stairs to bed<br />
The toilet I need<br />
But I'm so bloody pee'd<br />
I piss in the wardrobe instead.<br />
<br />
When I wake next day<br />
On the bedroom floor<br />
I remember the night before<br />
So off to the pub I venture<br />
I'm ********* again once more<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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(c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08<br />
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Cheerio.<br />
<br />
Lee.

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Submitted: 05/25/2010
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User avatar #3 - SgtYoda (08/15/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #2 - funtubeyou (05/25/2010) [-]
Epic video!
User avatar #4 - tbaag (11/27/2013) [-]
nice song
User avatar #1 - tescodancer (05/25/2010) [-]
drink n dive
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