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Pokemon Pick-up Lines


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Lines Used:
1. Prepare for trouble, make it double
2. You are so hot, you just woke up the Snorlax... in my pants
3. Rattata (Rattatap) that ass
4. I will be your Nidoking, you can be your Nidoqueen
5. Some girls like it from the front, some girls like it from the back, and you probably like it in the Meowth
6. I got a first edition Charizard, holographic!
7. If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you
8. I have master balls
9. Do you like it fast or are you a fan of the Slowpoke?
10. Look up Kong in your Pokedex...
11. I would love to Squirtle all over your face
12. (I would love to Pikachu later)
13. You just made my Weedle use string shot
14. You have very nice Jigglypuffs... are they real? Can I confirm?
15. Brock Obama
16. Are you going to be boring or be exciting and take a Chansey?
17. Are you about to fight the Elite Four?
18. Whoa, Slowbro
19. I had to shave my pubes last night to get rid of my krabby (krabbies)
20. My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod
21. Me, you, and your boyfriend will have a dugtrio
22. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause
23. What's your number? I'm gonna put it in my Pokedex
24. We should exchange contact information... who knows, I might even Raichu a poem via text
25. A wild Snorlax has appeared!

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Tags: Pokemon
Views: 1243 Submitted: 05/08/2012