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An Experiment from the 60s
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#17
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ChristopherHanson **User deleted account** (04/30/2012) [+]
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Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
From: /b/
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
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#32
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xiik (04/30/2012) [-] There is a book titled Wet Goddess, about a man who had a sexual relationship with a dolphin for a number of years in the 60s.
Here's the first question in his FAQ:
Q: Is it actually possible for a human to have sex with a dolphin?
A: Well, SHE certainly seemed to think so...
Thomas Francis, who wrote a piece mentioning WET GODDESS for his article on zoophilia, said he got asked this question more often than any other!
Female dolphins have a vagina (albeit somewhat modified), clitoris and all the other equipment you'd find on a woman tucked away in a genital slit. The breasts are located in pockets on either side of the genital slit.
The vaginal modifications consist of a couple of flaps referred to as a pseudocervix (pl. pseudocervices?). Their presumed purpose is to help keep salt water out of the uterus.
Interestingly enough I haven't found these referred to in any of the supposedly true accounts by men claiming to have intercourse with female dolphins, which makes me suspect that all such accounts are bogus. It could even be found in the veterinary literature, should anyone think to look!
Dolphins usually mate belly-to-belly with the female on top! The male swims underneath her, then rolls on his back to mate. While mating, the female holds the male with her flippers tucked in behind his. She pushes, supplies thrust and controls depth of the male's penetration and timing of the act with her rhythmic thrusts. Sometimes they also do it "shark style," at right angles. They are every bit as adaptable as we are. Definitely one of the most liberated females in the animal kingdom!
So to answer your question... yes, it is possible! And given that humans and dolphins both have sex for social as well as reproductive reasons, it was virtually inevitable. I'm certain I'm not the first human to have sex with a dolphin, but I am the first one to write about it publicly.
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We were told about this book in a lecture. Weird shit.
Here's the first question in his FAQ:
Q: Is it actually possible for a human to have sex with a dolphin?
A: Well, SHE certainly seemed to think so...
Thomas Francis, who wrote a piece mentioning WET GODDESS for his article on zoophilia, said he got asked this question more often than any other!
Female dolphins have a vagina (albeit somewhat modified), clitoris and all the other equipment you'd find on a woman tucked away in a genital slit. The breasts are located in pockets on either side of the genital slit.
The vaginal modifications consist of a couple of flaps referred to as a pseudocervix (pl. pseudocervices?). Their presumed purpose is to help keep salt water out of the uterus.
Interestingly enough I haven't found these referred to in any of the supposedly true accounts by men claiming to have intercourse with female dolphins, which makes me suspect that all such accounts are bogus. It could even be found in the veterinary literature, should anyone think to look!
Dolphins usually mate belly-to-belly with the female on top! The male swims underneath her, then rolls on his back to mate. While mating, the female holds the male with her flippers tucked in behind his. She pushes, supplies thrust and controls depth of the male's penetration and timing of the act with her rhythmic thrusts. Sometimes they also do it "shark style," at right angles. They are every bit as adaptable as we are. Definitely one of the most liberated females in the animal kingdom!
So to answer your question... yes, it is possible! And given that humans and dolphins both have sex for social as well as reproductive reasons, it was virtually inevitable. I'm certain I'm not the first human to have sex with a dolphin, but I am the first one to write about it publicly.
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We were told about this book in a lecture. Weird shit.
