Best Audtion ever.

from this video i learned;

1: simon is gay, he never looked away
2: all the judges liked it, they didnt stop him
3: paula is a fucking drama queen or else a major lesbian, and she didnt actually have to puke, it took her a long time to find a bathroom, puking from that would be a reflex afaik

Not what I was expecting at all...

This is why I avoid Newest Uploads normally...

isn't there something about nudity in public? how did he not get arrested. btw i think its hilarious all the judges still had to say no.
mfw simon is a homo

What is wrong with these people? When you watch porn you don't scream like a little girl when you see a penis. Actually I jump in my seat and become quite excited to see the damage it will deal to the female victim

paula is the worst fucking drama queen ever! its just a penis for gods sake, like she'd have never seen one before, as the slut she is..

MFW when Simon just stared boldly onto the stage.

"What the bloody hell?!" Never before has he said those words with such meaning behind them.