Celestia wants her cake

Thought of you when I found this :)

haunted me a week after hearing it.

Now he wants me to play league of legends, i dislike moba games -.-

hfw: i say they suck lol says i just need to learn how to play them -.-

I know of someone else who plays it around here at Cadences Place. But forgot who exactly it was...

moba is...?

basically a crap reskin of diablo, boring as hell to me. moba is i guess the genre for shitty mmorpg wanna be games.

MFW: he said i just needed practice, then i would like the game

Stopped playing any mmorpg´s a while ago. No time thanks to ponys :D
Only game I play now and again is Anno 2070.

Oh and I will change to a university this summer which changes my learning conditions to one of the best in germany. Ever heard of the Technical Univesity in Darmstadt?

never heard of it, whats it about?

sweet, yea i am trying to go to ASU in about a year. No i have not, probably should since in some time i will be going to take business classes in germany or austria.

mfw: when i get into ASU

The game takes place in the year 2070 after the ozeon turned most of the land into water. Now only a few Islands are left and it´s on to you to colonize them and bring back wealth to your people, first you choose sides: either the Ecos who want to build in harmony with nature but not have the most efficient buildings or the Tycoons who don´t care about nature and have the most efficient way of getting recources. It´s up to you. but of course every recource is limited so you have to choose wisely on what you do. also pirats and AI or other players won´t just leave you alone...

So you´re trying to come to germany, sweet, but whats the ASU?

Arizona state University, its 2nd biggest party school [and 2nd highest std rate in universities], but its actually a really good school education wise.

Sounds like a cool game, one last question about it, is it like age of empires 2 or civilization?

Yup, it is a shame that i cant bring my car there though, but the discos should make me feel better.

my car if your wondering <=

Anno is hard to compend to other games, but yeah you could say it has a few elements of civilization but it´s economy is based on ships that transport your recources from on island to another and military is mainly ships, but there are also airplanes and submarines, they also depend on the fraction you choose at the beginning.
Altogether it´s worth playing, had become very high rates and almost every game testing magazine and I can absolutly confirm that.

I´m happy to be accepted at all at a university, couse of my problems in any other language besides englisch I never made it to the highest graduation you can get before university (Abitur) I only maneged the second highest, which most Universitys don´t accept, except that on in Darmstadt...and a few others, but those don´t have the courses I want to study.

Nice car, although not my taste. I´m quite a fan of this car:
<--- sadly it´s waaay out of my reach with a price of 50.000$ upwards
In case you haven´t seen it yet: This is a Tesla Modell S

Can´t tell you much of the discos around here, I rarely go to any.

I like the vantage styling, half the price of the original, even better. my car is only worth about 20.000 right now been restoring it since i was 16, i have 400+ hp, 30mpg. when its complete it should be worth around the same price as the model s. the reason i cannot take it with me to germany is that it has no catalytic converter, so i can drive it like 40 miles a month if i bring it, not cost effective.

That is the first tesla i have seen other than the original one.

ill have to check the game out myself, sounds fun.

I am doing a double major in business school. Pretty easy for me to find a university that has those classes.

I have about 27 different artists from discos in germany and austria discos on my ipod, so i am sure i can find one i like =]

mfw i find a disco i like lol

I don´t have a car myself no will I be able to have one for like the next 7 years :) If I´m lucky I maybe have my first car with 32 or 33 when everything goes well and it WILL be an electric one, hopefully a Tesla, maybe not this one but another, untill then I have my good old bike.

My majors will be in education of structural engineering and politics. Simply a teacher for trainees who want to learn a profession in the constructing sector.

Yeah you should try it, you won´t regret it :)

Yea, whats the license test cost over there again? Last i heard it was about 1.300, but they actually teach you to drive before they give you the license [unlike here]. tesla makes great cars. My only problem with them is that they run on electricity, which most places still burn coal for their electricity, which is about as bad as a petrol car. however if i were to get one, my house would already be roofed with solar panels, making clean free electricity. That is why i picked my car out, my plan is to eventually get it to run on straight grain spirits that i brew myself.

That sounds like a lot more fun than my degrees in international business and management, which i will not even use till about the same time you get the tesla. [depositing into CDs [high interest bank accounts] for the funds to make my plans work]

I will have to wait till i get my next computer, i will enjoy the game more =]

mfw waiting for my new computer

about 1400-1600€ and it keeps rising, so you don´t get to learn how to drive properly?

for the game you need a powerful processor and graphics card so be careful what you choose.

Well the studying won´t be that much fun, but teaching will be...well at least for me, my future pupils probably will hate me.

Side note: the hell is up with this 20 thumb max for 24hours crap? That seems a bit low to me lol

Well I know how to drive properly, yet around where I live now people drive their cars in the bike lane. Basically you have to be able to follow the rules of the road for 1 mile, then you go back to the testing place. if you did not fuck up too bad, you get your license. it costs $50 here. I would rather pay the 1400 and have basically no bad drivers on the road.

I am basically building a gaming computer that is fast and powerful yet economical. So I can run just about every game on max settings [if not all] with over 70fps. Just woke up so i am not very technical at the moment lol

I have been told i would be a great teacher, or councilor... I can teach pretty well. Though I just could NEVER teach in america [the kids here make you <= ]. that coupled with my need to assist and protect, leaves me with some leadership position in an armed force, until i get enough money to fund my business plans =]

20 thumbs limit, same here.

1 mile and 50$...sounds frightning, here you need at least 6 weeks to learn to drive but only when everything fits, the normal time is about half a year. The final practical driving exam is usually very strict but depends on where you live (the ones in big citys have it extremy hard).

I´m not that good at teaching nor am I the leader typ (compared to really good ones), more of the guy that loves both teaching and torturing pupils as long as they learn. I had a certain Physics teacher in an earlier class and he was just plain evil, but I kind of loved it (we did learn what we had to and weren´t even bad).
Bad habbit of mine I know :)

Like i said, i like the set up in germany on how people get their license [and the drunk driving laws].

Actually the evil teachers usually love my work. It is the really nice or cool ones that give me messed up grades.

Tfw: an evil teacher reads my papers.

What dad habit?

Beeing not so nice to my pupils. I have a group of 10-17 year olds whom which I practice with. But it´s kind of backfiring, they still like me.

Honestly i think that nice teachers do not actually teach as effectively.

Sounds like you are quite good at teaching.

Mfw: i have a teacher like that lol

It depends strongly on character. Nice ones can be effective too...although they are rare.

Well I will see if I´m good enough at teaching for university.

True. and they are very rare.

If you have the determination to do it, then you shall be successful!

Good luck and i will be cheering you on!

Same for the first time, i watched it till halfway... then i realized it was nicholas cages voice, then it became epic imo

on a side note i linked the vid to my mom, hfw she first watched it [same as me], then she thought it was awesome for same reason as me lol.

Well lucky you. Can´t show any of my stuff around without becoming weird looks.

That is a shame, people should be able to share cool things with the people around them without fear of being ridiculed. especially since most of your stuff is usually <=

*sigh* It´s that large gap between how people think I should be and how I really am. Well it´s partly my fault cause I never show it. Just mentioning certain things gives me a clear view of what that person thinks about it, so I don´t go any further with it.

This is the only pic I ever showed someone before --> instant weird looks when I explained it.

yoda or obiwan outfit, with dukus lightsaber, on luna... honestly i think most bronies would probably give you a weird look as well, though it dose not quite suit my fancy, i think it was well crafted and uniquely cool. Honestly out of all the pics i have seen, your best reaction pic to show someone that would be accepted best to a mlp ignorant, would ge this one or the ghostbusters one [more fans of each]. just my opinion.

Well I have the saber in all colors not just this one, but you´re probably right although that one is the one I´ve put the most work and alterations in so far...

Oh and the "ghostbusters" one is actually the Medic from Team Fortress 2

<<-- brand new, finished seconds ago

Nice!

Mfw: realized it was the medic [same uniform basically]

Damn your good at OC!

Just fast, since I mainly recolor them.

<--- done in the minutes after you posted #13, just had to do a new Thankyou one.

mfw: your skills continue to impress me

better than i can do lol

oh by the way i have to make a new algorithm for my reaction folders, was not designed for incorperating more folders, and i forgot a few variables in it when i took a 4 month break from my computer.

Did you know forgetfullness + chaos on your pc have an actual advantage? You can always surprise yourself when looking into older folders. In my case older computers that are standing around as dust catcher.

<<-- mfw I see something I laughed at years ago

also this is my only surviving computer, 1 has a system lock that you need a disk to fix [most ways to get it online are actually just viruses] the other is nothing but the hard drive, which its from my Panzer [Dell optiplex 1st edition that i used to use until i had to move, had to decide whether to throw out my favorite books or my loyal computer, decided to save my HD and junk the rest of it.] I loved my Panzer.

MFw: i had to decide between the two

I have 4 working computer from which I use 3 and 2 of them are mobil (1 Laptop 1 netbook).
The dust catcher is only used when I need windows XP for test reasons.

I would have chosen both, books AND my computers, can´t live without them.
Panzer = your Pc did I get that right?

also can you translate this into normal englisch for me:
Ah I splee lol, well I'm one of them you tolerate me I tolerate you kinda hicks y'know?
Not sure how to answer.
<<-- mfw I saw the message

The plane had a weight limit, it would have cost me about $100 more to keep both, plus without a monitor the tower was useless basically.

The 100$ would have been worth it (for me)

that is what i payed for the computer [it was old, but good. only had a pentium 2, and a 64gb HD and like 150mb of ram], the laptop i have now has 6gb ram 500gb hd

all it could play was diablo 2, could not even run portal

Well the most intresting part of a laptop is the grafics hardware. The better that is the better the Laptop is, it´s sort of a golden rule. Cause when the grafics are good everything else is as well (except maybe for the case and display)

more true when it has amd products inside [it was a gift from my dad for going to college, he knows little about computers, he barely can e-mail], it has a half gig graphics card, so that is why i want a new pc lol

mfw: i am in the computer store

The size of the graphics card doesn´t matter at all (except you have a Insane resolution and 3 or more monitors). It´s the amount of shader, the speed of processing and a few other stuff I can´t remember right now, that count.

<<-- mfw i am in a computer store after I look at the price/performance

well the first half of the gif lol

I cannot even run borderlands with my cards.

yea, half the price is garbage you do not even need an operating system, Microsoft office, which just those = $300 out of a $500 computer

mfw: i see the price tags at the store [sorry this was the most suitable pic i have]

Panzer is what i named my pc, [It was the best definition of a tanky computer [always been into WW2 history] the Panzer tanks were by far the best tanks at the time]

No idea what splee means [think it may mean joy], he called you this <= [which is umm a kind of way to say a simple minded [like whats 4x4=? my truck] , imbred [family stays in family], that lives in the middle of the wilderness. I cannot tell you exactly why he said that, but a hick is usually a derogatory remark, even though he sounded like he was being friendly. If he was being friendly he probably used hick wrong like most people mis-use ironic

Hmm, yep he meant it friendly.

Panzer is the word used to describe all tanks: Panzer = tank
So i´m kind of confused right now cause I never heard of a Tank whichs name was simply "Panzer" and I know of quite a few. From the Ltraktor to Kingtiger and Maus.

<-- Derpys Tiger I early try of making stuff transparent

It is? o.0 thought the new version of the panzer used by the germans was a leopard something [forgot what it is actually named in german]?
sorry i forgot it was named after the Panzer IV, its been 4 years since i lost it, so i kinda forgot the Iv lol

that is what i get for reading american history books. anyhow this is mfw i read american history books anyhow lol

The Kampfpanzer Leopard II is the newest we have. It´s quite popular among many countrys.

Good things we have the Internet now, we can research any information that sounds suspicious.

German engineers really know how to make a motor driven vehicle, from high mpg cars to tanks.
mfw: If i ever see a german tank in person

Exactly, my knowledge base went from adequate to substantial since i got my computer, cant wait till i am fluent with about 5-6 languages, i will have all sides and information that is wholly correct =D

and I´m quite proud of our engineers I must say.
(although they completly missed the electric car)

well greed is a very common thing in engineers sadly, electric cars are much more dependable and long lasting, usually cheaper to fix as well.

MFW: engineers are motivated about profit instead of benefiting society

Oh that pic is so full of win.

True very true, 1 problem i remember all the pics, yet since a variable is gone , i now sometimes click on the wrong folder 750 pictures distributed into 6 folders can take a pony some time to find the right one.

mfw:i discovered my algorithm was flawed [ was made to flex for added picture not folders], since i needed to make a pony folder [kind of still strategic chaos]

to #33 you need to be more patient with my gifs, they have a specific timing :)

I don´t go to any PC stores anymore, I buy the parts online and build it together at home.

i should, but i do like that i pay $20 more than making it myself and they will fix it for free for a year. but i would rather make it myself and be a proud parent of Panzer V.

mfw: i make my own computer

Only 20$ difference? I´ve spent quite a time comparing store computer with self configurated. The highest difference in price I saw was for a 1000€ pc (in a store). I checked the internet for all the parts and BAM it was only worth ~600€.
That was when I thought "fuck your shit I´m doing it myself"
<--mfw

Would check a few computer magazines before choosing the parts, they normally have a good overview of the newest parts and if they are worth their price.

*sidenote: I only checked them up to 1000€*

Sorry i meant buying the parts and bringing them to be put together, some places that build computers offer steep discounts on some parts, so you do really have to shop a lot.

Side note: i noticed that stuff is pretty expensive in Germany than it is in the US, also used to have one of these computers, it actually blew up on its own accord!

Also i found out that after a while of not playing Cs:s it is not that well made of a game =/

That happens when nostalgia hits you in the face.

Ah ok I see, yeah we have a few of such stores aswell but not many.

I can still remember the advertisments for it. They sucked and our school still uses them in the library, which sucks even more because they run on Linux.

mac on linux, that is just brutal along with unfair and unusual punishment.

can still headshot like a pro, just not very fun anymore on css.

<= how schools reply when you complain about the old crap computers [i have to deal with vista at school IN THE BUISSNESS WING [they should have state of the art since most of the classes deal with computer skills]]

sorry for caps, i use them for emphasis not yelling

Yep, thats what they said.

It´s the most run down place in whole Bremen, built in the middle of nowhere, not even a bus comes near it. The teachers there are either unwanted or incompetent, luckily I had the unwanted most of the time. <-- you can tell I´m quite sick of it, so it´s probably not as bad but it seems like it to me.

FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK :D (I know what you mean :)