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The alternate swear song

song from the south park movie

lyrics:
Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of **** say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say **** any more because **** is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or
you're a buns hole

Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of **** say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and
this poo is cold

Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for
generosity

Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: Dont say **** any more

Everyone: Cuz **** is the worst word that you can say
Children: **** is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say **** , no we shouldn't say **** , **** nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
Children: It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
(both finish at same time)
(laughing)
Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

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Submitted: 02/27/2012
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