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How to attack someone like a boss

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"This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me..."
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Submitted: 02/18/2012
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User avatar #355 - madlover (02/24/2012) [-]
good thing there wasn't a bag of Doritos on the other side
User avatar #351 - vermillionbobcat (02/19/2012) [-]
Sweet Cinderella's broom this is awesome.
#348 - anonymous (02/19/2012) [-]
anyone else notice that it was a headshot? and that the monkey did a speed beat of his chest while in midair. also I find it funny that the monkey was smart enought to think of the rope but forgot that their was glass their...
#353 to #348 - anonymous (02/21/2012) [-]
Dude woulda got fu**ed up if that glass wasn't there
#347 - legitjack (02/19/2012) [-]
Fool
#342 - anonymous (02/19/2012) [-]
the monkey:

FUCK YOU WINDOW, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHERE TO GO!!
#340 - cjklefty (02/19/2012) [-]
That thing has terrifyingly long arms.
That thing has terrifyingly long arms.
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#338 - kriten ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
What I would have done to that monkey...
What I would have done to that monkey...
#336 - anonymous (02/19/2012) [-]
can someone please reply with the dude.jpg por favor
#335 - eamonn (02/19/2012) [-]
i wouldve ran away like
i wouldve ran away like
#333 - scolipede (02/19/2012) [-]
FUCKING NINJA MONKEYS ARE GOING TO DOOM US ALL
#332 - ganksta (02/19/2012) [-]
That monkey's actually from the set, he's been locked up for 7 years now
That monkey's actually from the set, he's been locked up for 7 years now
#343 to #332 - vexigen (02/19/2012) [-]
Awsome .gif i toenail clipping you
User avatar #330 - foromador (02/19/2012) [-]
Was anyone else reminded of super mario sunshine when the monkey started spinning on the rope
User avatar #329 - Crusader (02/19/2012) [-]
That reminds me of when I'm playing assassin's creed and Ezio presses himself against the wall instead of climbing it
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#319 - anonymous (02/19/2012) [-]
that feeling when Funnyjunk thinks it has threads...
#356 to #319 - iheartidiots (03/09/2012) [-]
please leave.
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