How to pick up chicks

#389 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

*roll number*

#390 to #389 - happyfox (02/14/2012) [-]

*roll3* nono it's like *roll#* the hash being a number, eg if you say roll 3, it will roll a 3 digit number, roll 2, two numbers etc etc.

#391 to #390 - happyfox (02/14/2012) [-]

**happyfox rolls 50**

#392 to #391 - happyfox (02/14/2012) [-]

like there i typed *roll..2*, but you gotta put a space instead of ..

#393 to #392 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

*roll..3*

#394 to #393 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

fuck!

#395 to #394 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

*roll#*

#396 to #395 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

damn it!

#397 to #396 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

*roll2*

#398 to #397 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

FUUUCK! I BLAME THIS ON JUSTIN BIEBER!

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#399 to #398 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

**IdislikeBieber rolls 99**

#400 to #399 - IdislikeBieber (02/14/2012) [-]

........HOLY ASS SHIT! MY FIRST ROLL IS A DUB!! But I still hate fucking Justin Bieber; he can go suck a zebra cock.

#401 to #400 - happyfox (02/14/2012) [-]

LMFAO well done!! got there in the end. and that's very unkind...what if the zebra is gay? he'd hate a girl sucking him off.

#388 - ObersterDeutsch (02/11/2012) [-]

Oh man I lost it.

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#386 - thermdiz (02/05/2012) [-]

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#385 - darkecokid (02/05/2012) [-]

#383 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]

*roll*

#384 to #383 - happyfox (02/04/2012) [-]

it's *roll picture * or *roll number * silly

#402 to #384 - mreguy (02/20/2012) [-]

**mreguy rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Seems Legit? ** *roll 9*

#403 to #402 - happyfox (02/20/2012) [-]

well done. but i dont think you can roll both a number and a picture...at least that's to the best of my knowledge.

#377 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]

wow that was suprisingly hilarious....

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#366 - GoGators (02/03/2012) [-]

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#364 - trolocaust (02/03/2012) [-]

**trolocaust rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at simple instructions **

#363 - jotte (02/03/2012) [-]

**jotte rolls 56** dubz and i get lucky

#361 - Petroleum (02/03/2012) [-]

This is how you pick up chicks.

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#359 - thebigcountry (02/03/2012) [-]

I agree, those tunes are good for butt touchin'

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#358 - youliekmudkipz (02/03/2012) [-]

How I pick up chicks.

1. Walk up to girl.
2. Stare directly at her vagina.
3. Keep staring until she asks "umwatthefuck?!"
4. Point right her vag.
5. Look her straight in the eyes, and ask;
"You gonna eat that?

Works every time. You'll be drowning in pussy.

#368 to #358 - dengekisushi (02/03/2012) [-]

I'd be jumping his bones if a guy did that to me.

#362 to #358 - anonymous (02/03/2012) [-]

No bitch, you have to start a conversation with her, and while she's talking ask her it. And if that, for some who-knows-what reason that doesn't work, get on the ground and start rolling towards her. Get to her, with your back to the ground, and ask "Can you sit on my face?"
Credit to cr1tikal

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#360 to #358 - playersbewarned (02/03/2012) [-]

what if she replies "yes"?

#387 to #360 - thermdiz (02/05/2012) [-]

then you eat that pussy son

#365 to #360 - youliekmudkipz (02/03/2012) [-]

They never do.

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#367 to #365 - playersbewarned (02/03/2012) [-]

#357 - niggerlips (02/03/2012) [-]

**niggerlips rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Rainbow Dash ** what likes too touch my butt

#356 - tommygunntyler (02/03/2012) [-]

I love Arcade Fire

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#355 - cobbcharlie (02/03/2012) [-]

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#371 to #355 - shittyusernamehere **User deleted account** (02/03/2012) [-]

Why do you even try? I wonder if people actually are gullible enough to try this shit. Let me guess, your friend's uncle also happen to be a nigerian prince with some seven figure sum to transfer?

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#354 - shemillionaire (02/03/2012) [-]

Guess what happens next...

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#353 - slamerz (02/03/2012) [-]

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#352 - Majestical (02/03/2012) [-]

Her face when

#351 - maddoctor (02/03/2012) [-]

**maddoctor rolls 24**