FJ simulator II

Funnyjunk is one of the best examples of hypocrisy in the world. We fill our front page with post after post straining how superior we are to others, in terms of intellect, tolerance and taste, and then when My Little Pony - arguably the most harmless thing on the net - comes along, we become as laughably maddened as anyone we troll, or look down upon.
Users who were once level-headed are filled with rage, over a cartoon, and think up lists of needlessly in-depth reasons to attack or defend the thing, and for some reason, they need a plentiful supply of reaction pics while they're at it. Those who could make others laugh or think become "that guy who's a knight for/against ponies".
The children the cartoon was made for have proven themselves more intelligent than us.

And we wonder why people don’t change their ways when we stick a "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" pic next to their words or actions? because no matter how dumb they might act, at least their not losing their minds over this.

And finally, this'll be pinkieed down, because it's "too much to read", or a dent in someone's delicately bolstered views. Do we still think we're such a clever bunch?