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His Name Is James Bond
James Bond is a bit of an arsehole- in this video by running corners productions, they illustrate the how and why of James's arseholery...
Recorded at S & M Productions (Newcastle, Australia)
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My name is James Bond and I love to get plastered
I bang heaps of bitches cos I'm a smooth bastard
I tell them I love them then I fuck off back to London
On my jetpack- thats how I roll
I need heaps of gadgets cos I carry a shit gun
After killing my enemies I like to make shit puns
Like the time I asked this guy who was crushed by a milk truck
Got milk? -as he died
Because I'm suave its ok for me to act like a prick
I like to fuck up the towns that i visit, then let russian sluts eat my dick
Because I'm suave you can suck it, i'll ski on your lunch if i want
Take a stroll on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant
I've slept with Doctor Quinn, I've been to outer space
If you try to fuck with me, I'll mess up your stupid face
With JUDO, JUDO, with MOTHERFUCKING JUDO!
I seem to get younger as I get older
I'm always being handed lots of important folders
This martini is shit-house it should be a lot colder
Hey bartender! You're a cunt.
Before I go
I'll let you know
The number of hoes
Ive fucked like a pro...
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