you should get to the pinkie money exchange right now heres a pinkie to help you

wow every pinkie helps man im realllllly poor and im getting an xbox for frontpage and a new diamond egg but my rapptors deaaaad :'( pinkie me so i feel better !

dont worry bro my raptors also really sick cause he ate my dead mom and contracted super cancer-aids and my mom ate my xbox

I also have super aids, thats the worst kind and the only cure is killing my family so i had to do that to survive im pinkieing u too bro, its just sucj hard times where i live in the ghetto of ghettolandville i cant help but ask for pinkies here :'(

yeah bro me and my dead mom along with my raptor live in a box in africa and the only way to make money is for my abusive step dad to beat me while im dresses as a sexy maid and me and my raptor cant play xbox because my mom ate it and if i dont get pinkies then my landlord said shes going to kick me out

dont worry brow im pinkieing you all the way !

you too man good luck.