this is how chuck norris play BF3

Best reaction GIF ever

Because for the most part, it is.

CoD uses hitscan for detecting when you're shot. This means as long as your cursor is over the enemy when you fire, it will always hit. BF3 on the other hand, actually has the bullet as an in game prop, flying at a velocity with the same gravity applied to it as it is in real life.
On top of this should you get shot in CoD, let's say in the leg, you smear jelly on your face then hide around a corner for 5 seconds in which time you magically heal. Got shot seven times in the chest? Lay down and fire a pistol. Carrying a rocket launcher? Pull out the grenade, put away, now a walking time bomb.

I could go on.

Fucking exactly. I'f 'm being entertained it's a good game, I don't care if it's realistic or not.

There are Richard Simmonsgots at my school who talk shit of Minecraft because it's unrealistic. They make fun of how you punch trees and sheep.

Except for the fact that MW3 is complete garbage, I totally regret getting it

Arma kicks ass

Yea, arma 2 is the best game on me.

"you smear jelly on your face then hide around a corner for 5 seconds" that made me laugh so hard :'D

YOU made my day

Well, once you've pulled the pin out on the frag grenade, you can't put it back.

Javelin glitch :D

games are meant to be fun m not realistic -.-

count me in , battlefield veteran status 6 :)

damn you, beat me to it

14 good hours...

i know....

Actually the campaign is more realistic and two we say its better not more realistic

any stationary or mobile gun turrets are 50. caliber

That's me in Battlefield 1942. I always put explosives like satchel charges on either wing and then flew it into someone. It was tedious, but hilarious when it worked

What,you dont do that in the middle of a dogfight?

BF fanboy here. Who the fuck said that. The only realistic aspects are the graphics, animations, the weapons, and the way bullets travel.

Who said that?

The "BF elite" who constantly imply its realistic.

And no, the bullet drop is not realistic, the drop starts at about 150 meters, what the hell?

Lol @ elitists. I play any damn game I want. I just prefer BF3 most of the time.
And compare to most shooters the ballistics are "realistic". Again, I didn't say it was the most realistic thing ever but it's an aspect. I just hate the cunt wagons in my community that say BF is the greatest FPS in the history of gaming.

Good, we can agree on that.

Here in the ArmA community we have a lot of elitists too, the ones who say every game is inferior and arcade and ArmA is li3k soo supar realistiks11 Even if it does have faults. (Most will be fixed in ArmA 3 :3.)

I hope so. I thought Red orchestra 2 would cure quench my thirst for a realistic shooter but its release was so bad :C Oh wells, I have Ostfront, Arma 2, and BF3: B2K(soon) to hunker me down 'till that time comes.

Ostfront and DH are amazing.

I like RO2 (It just got a patch.) but its just not Red Orchestra.

Yeah but my PC doesn't even run it. TWI said that all corssfire users were experiencing problems with their CPU's. It's like "Oh ok. That's why I run every other game fine, right?". God damn. :(

Try the patch.

I used to run at 30 FPS lowest possible settings through config.

Now I run it nearly maxed 40 - 50 steady FPS.

Maybe I will. Lol

DO IT.

9/10 it will fix all of your performance problems. It also fixed sound for me.

Oh, do you record with fraps or stream games at all? Everytime I try to do so my audio starts crackling a shit ton and eventually just fades out. It's hella annoying.

Go download a thing called "Bandicam".

It records real nice.

Naww my audio still cracks up >.> Any idea how to fix that. I have dolby digital onboard audio and Razer Megalodon's for headsets.

I don't know how to fix it but It might be outdated audio drivers/broken card/the program has an incompatibilty problem with your car.

I'll check out the drivers. I've never heard of Dolby Digital doing this though. It only does it when I record or if the audio I'm listening to is really bad quality.

Ok.

the drop starts as soon as it leaves the barrel

The only noticeable bullet drop is at 150m, in BF3.

The bullet only descends about 1mm before 150m, you can't notice it ingame.

>Implying I said anything about CoD.

I play ArmA 2 CO, a mostly infantry centered milsim.

Oh yes I will.

Patch 1.60 RC2 fucked up my ACE tho, can't play :L.

oh god i love ACE mod. Its a bitch to install though. And the filesize... UGGGHH

I know, now with 1.60 and ASR AI + ACE AI the AI can drive really, really good.

Tanking is fun nowadays. Dayum shame my ACE is fucked up, will have to wait for 1.60 :L.

when it is fixed can you teach me how to install it :D

If you wanna install ACE, go ownloa the Six Updater. Only way.

what up bro?

If Chuck Norris called me of course i'd pick up the damn phone...

Chuck Norris does not like to be kept waiting

fuck that!! abandon thread!!

where can i see the full video for this?

I love it when a plane comes apart

I ain't gettin' on no plane, fool!

No, silly. People say it's better than CoD.


Which it is. (Imo)

For some reason, your comment reminded me of "M.A.G" on the PS3. Holy fuck, that game is so fast paced.

but does cod have jets, Hellis, Tanks, and humvees or destructable enviorment. No and BF3 isnt that slow paced

So its not like i don't like BF3 sir. I just like MW3 better.

While overall it's more slow-paced than Modern Warfare 3's single-player experience, there's arguably more strategy required to make it through the entire affair. I've always found Call of Duty games to be overly generous in the amount of damage a player can take, and with both settings on normal, Modern Warfare 3 is the easier game.
In regard to multiplayer modes, BF3 will give players a chance to pilot and drive various vehicles that they can't in MW3. I also really like how the idea of teamwork feels much more important in BF3 multiplayer than it necessarily does in MW3.
While the online game modes found in BF3 certainly take a page from the MW3 playbook, they do stand up fine on their own. There's enough disparity here to justify a separate purchase, especially for those hardened Modern Warfare veterans who want somewhat of a change in scenery.

too bad its not :D

I'd pay to watch someone attempt this in real life.

No, I like it because it's not COD

YOU GET MY GREEN thumb! FUCK COD. I DON'T NEED 8 COPIES OF THE SAME GAME ON MY SHELF

"AGAIN I thumb YOU!" poor choice of words bro xD

great. just great. another part of my inner child gone.
was the gay rule 34 of the lion king with mufasa x scar bad enough?

Lol.. like the Hercules reference wasn't a dagger to the childhood xD

if it once has been raped then i amputate that nerve so that i can not feel the pain from it. this disables me from enjoying it as well. so now i will have to remove avatar so that i never get hurt again. goodbye forever, i will try to remember you as you were

lol u mad?

More older. Hah.

was about to say the exact same thing, and saw ur comment... which reminds me of my picture i just added http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3001409/Keanu+retards/

this is done in WW2
chucks norris was born before that along time

ummm hwat?

<--- Enemy

His teammates

<--------Me