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#49 - praytothegodofswag (11/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)

> Spray on knife
> Stab someone to death
> Have no blood on knife whatsoever
> ???
> Profit

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#64 to #49 - elwhopper (11/17/2011) [-]

i'll remember this...

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#415 to #49 - wildsnorlaxappears **User deleted account** (11/18/2011) [-]

Judging from the amount of thumbs this has..Funnyjunk is full of potential murderers...

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#587 to #49 - N. Korean citizen (11/18/2011) [-]

perfect...

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#6 - bionicpenguinzz (11/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)

spray on bottom of your feet

walk on water like jesus

get all the bitches

profit???????

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#151 to #6 - iamironfrank (11/18/2011) [-]

have stinky ass feet for the rest of you life because you can't wash them.
go to fuck bitches and they smell your feet and immediatly put clothes back on
become forever alone
wait your on funnyjunk you already are
??????????
profit

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#610 to #151 - bionicpenguinzz (12/05/2011) [-]

if i can carry bitches across the ocean, i dont think theyll give a fuck what my feet smell like lol

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#358 to #6 - gaynigger (11/18/2011) [-]

prophet???

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#4 - tarkin (11/17/2011) [-]

1. go to a friend's house
2. spray that on all the towels
3. pour water on friend
4. watch friend try to dry off with towel covered with that shit
5. ???
6. profit

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#23 - corundum (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)

It's really that easy to make money off of a simple Impervius charm?

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#97 - hellbird (11/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)

if I rub this on my dick...I could never catch aids O.O

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#17 - TheMather ONLINE (11/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Spray it on yourself, go to pool, watch people look at you in awe when you come out dry.

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#176 to #17 - theredgambler **User deleted account** (11/18/2011) [-]

better yet, watch people look at you walk on water

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#531 to #17 - thatevanguy (11/18/2011) [-]

But how long would it last?

*47 years later*

I haven't bathed in 47 years...But people still think I'm Jesus so it's cool

*Profited anyway*

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#18 - superzarop (11/17/2011) [-]

Spray on ass. Go poop. No water gets on your butt!

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#220 - leblueeagle (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)

>Spray on knife
>Kill some one with said knife
>No blood on the knife
>?????
>Profit

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#225 to #220 - thortin (11/18/2011) [-]

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#239 - fishystickmorgan (11/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)

wait. what about washing the clothes in the washing machine?!?!

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#257 to #239 - tylerxchoice (11/18/2011) [-]

The whole world turns backwards and explodes

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#475 to #239 - furrytoes (11/18/2011) [-]

well if you put it on clothes, wouldn't it repel stains and such so your clothes remain clean forever and then the washing machine becomes obsolete..
<------(washing machine's face when)

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#283 to #239 - zapgod (11/18/2011) [-]

really expensive dry cleaning

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#266 to #239 - TatoesLuvsKiba **User deleted account** (11/18/2011) [-]

it would be the equivalent of dividing by zero...

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#19 - Demos (11/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)

**Demos rolled a random image** Put shit ton on feet.
Walk on Water.

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#27 to #19 - chosenonex (11/17/2011) [-]

i just lawled too hard

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#30 to #19 - iamdestery (11/17/2011) [-]

>Spray on whole body
>Go swimming
>Get out
>???
>Profit.

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#33 to #30 - neoncookie (11/17/2011) [-]

hilarious if you go to jump in the pool and end up bouncing out

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#43 to #33 - exological **User deleted account** (11/17/2011) [-]

or you just fall into the depths of the pool and break your legs.

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#9 - swabey (11/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)

what would happen if you sprayed ice with it ?

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#22 to #9 - onlythelonely (11/17/2011) [-]

never melting ice

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#40 to #22 - swabey (11/17/2011) [-]

Willy Wonka's never melting ice cream ...

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#160 to #9 - mrvegeta (11/18/2011) [-]

It wouldn't stick on the ice, instead of water 'bouncing' off of it, it would bounce off of water

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#590 to #160 - swabey (11/18/2011) [-]

would making it ice not change the properties of the material enough to make it sprayable ? probably not :/ just spitballing here :)

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#269 - Cakeisalie (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)

bitch please, i was doing that b4 it was mainstream...

fuck that i was doing it B.C.E.

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#594 to #269 - N. Korean citizen (11/20/2011) [-]

alot of people are saying that if they put it on their feet they'd walk on water but i think something like your pic would happen instead

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#581 - winniedawho (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)

....that's what i need.

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#583 to #581 - iHAXnoobs (11/18/2011) [-]

HA

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#232 - legacywolf (11/18/2011) [-]

Now we can walk on water.

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#245 - zapgod (11/18/2011) [+] (9 replies)

step 1: spray on self

step 2: jump in water

step 3: never drown

or walk on water and claim to be jesus

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#248 to #245 - thizzled (11/18/2011) [-]

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#255 to #245 - lolzersauce (11/18/2011) [-]

Actually since you would now be super hyrophobic you would shoot down to the bottom really fucking fast. Way faster than normal.

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#261 to #255 - zapgod (11/18/2011) [-]

sweet so not only will i not drown but now i can shoot through the water like a freaking sailfish!

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#262 to #261 - lolzersauce (11/18/2011) [-]

Haha no you would drown twice as fast lol

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#267 to #262 - zapgod (11/18/2011) [-]

naw id repel water remember, so i cant drown

zapgod:1 Science: 0

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#228 - windprimal (11/18/2011) [-]

You think ladies will use the to prevent sploosh from getting on their face?

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#500 - mademelol (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)

1) Spray on rock type pokemon.
2) fight water type pokemon
3) ????
4) Profit

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#530 to #500 - N. Korean citizen (11/18/2011) [-]

or you could just:
1) Get Steel coat
2) Give to onix to hold
3) trade
4) profit

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#388 - dapianoman (11/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)

1. Spray on feet.
2. Walk on water liek a baws.
3. ???
4. Prophet.

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#449 to #388 - hypnophobia (11/18/2011) [-]

I totally see what you did there with the whole "Prophet." thing.

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#394 to #388 - laxitup (11/18/2011) [-]

You stole that comment from the youtube comments

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#399 to #394 - dapianoman (11/18/2011) [-]

Wha-? Youtube comments? I don't even

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Thumb up or down, I just thought you guys would like this. *edit* Apparently this was already posted by atktennisplayer Here is a link to his post if you'd be so kind as to thumb him up as well if you liked it: funnyjunk.com/youtube/2878173/Cool+Science+Shit/ I apologize atk.

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Thumb up or down, I just thought you guys would like this.

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Thumb up or down, I just thought you guys would like this.

edit Apparently this was already posted by atktennisplayer

Here is a link to his post if you'd be so kind as to thumb him up as well if you liked it: funnyjunk.com/youtube/2878173/Cool+Science+Shit/

I apologize atk.