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Zelda Gangsta Rap

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Lyrics<br />
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Another night on the town <br />
Yeah just me and the gang<br />
No tellin what were gonna do<br />
You better stay out the way <br />
Ha, sorry kids, play times done <br />
Yeah we run this place <br />
And The night has just begun<br />
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So we are lookin for a new game<br />
Yeah this old one sucks <br />
I saw a game in the winda for just 10 bucks<br />
Whoa, sorry man I dont got the change<br />
You see I only got a Lincoln and thats out of my range<br />
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Easy bro-ham its okay, yeah thats not the case<br />
If we put our fives together we can make the diez<br />
If the price is right, you know Ill give it a try<br />
So we went and bought Zelda: Ocarina of time<br />
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I knew the game was boss before I turned it on<br />
I played the game non-stop thats right until it was dawn<br />
Yeah Im tearin through this game at a grueling place<br />
I got my spiritual stone and I just saved the goron race<br />
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So my girl calls me up, while Im chillin with Epona <br />
Yeah drinkin lon lon milk like it was champona (Champagne)<br />
And she said, do you even really care anymore <br />
Cause every time I call you up youre playing N64 (girl on phone)<br />
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Whoa, girl I know its hard to see<br />
But saving hyrule is more important to me<br />
Now shes gone, but its ok, I can do much belda<br />
Yeah I can get with Ruto, Malon, and lets not forget Zelda<br />
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Girl, come ride with me<br />
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea<br />
Yeah come with me<br />
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf<br />
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword<br />
Oh, oh, oh, oh<br />
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Yeah, links got courage but I have the triforce of ballin <br />
I got my fairy bow ready if theres skulltulas crawlin <br />
Got every piece of heart, and thats no mistake<br />
Thats right I use Dins fire just to cook my steak <br />
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Girl I can be your Navi-gator if you let me be <br />
Yeah I got the three goddesses worshiping me <br />
Girl just hold my hammer it weighs a mega ton<br />
You even can play my ocarina just for fun<br />
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Ill make you Da, na na na <br />
Girl Ill make you go Da, na na na <br />
Dont worry Im the master of time, so we can do it again <br />
We can go right back and we can grind when Im ten <br />
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Girl, come ride with me<br />
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea<br />
Yeah come with me<br />
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf<br />
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword<br />
Oh, oh, oh, oh<br />
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I got a Deku Stick<br />
And some Deku seeds<br />
And these Deku nuts<br />
Girl I know you want my deku nuts<br />
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Girl, come ride with me<br />
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea<br />
Yeah come with me<br />
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf<br />
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword<br />
Oh, oh, oh, oh

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Submitted: 03/13/2010
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User avatar #1 - DevilChicken (08/20/2010) [-]
would give you a thumb but for some reason i can't
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