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Teh Billy Mays Song

Billy Mays returns from the afterlife to sing about his favorite products, and enlists the also-deceased Scatman John to deliver an auto-tuned &amp; quantized scat-bridge for his song. <br />
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In the spirit of Auto-tune the news and Rap Chop.<br />
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RIP Mr. Mays and Mr. Scatman!<br />
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Enjoy!<br />
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-John B<br />
boswelj3@gmail.com<br />
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Lyrics<br />
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Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you<br />
the most important product I have ever endorsed<br />
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Access to affordable health insurance for everyone<br />
If you one of the 47 million uninsured,<br />
Call now - we can help<br />
And if you're one of the millions<br />
Dissatisfied with your current health insurance<br />
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This could be the most important call you make<br />
Has your rate gone up?<br />
Have you been turned down?<br />
We can help<br />
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Billy Mays can help<br />
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Are you tired of using sprays that only mask odors?<br />
Why spend hundred on products that don't work?<br />
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What Odor! Use it everywhere<br />
On a sofa, a mattress, on sports equipment and smelly shoes<br />
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The secret's the non-toxic all natural formulation<br />
Of 41 essential oils <br />
That eliminates the worst odors<br />
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What Odor comes with an odor-free money back guarantee<br />
And with every purchase, our company will plant a tree<br />
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Sca - ba da- badoo dee ba ...

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Submitted: 02/24/2010
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User avatar #1 - deekman (02/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
God dammit, now I'm all teary eyed...
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