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Bo Burnham New Math

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three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called &quot;Bo fo Sho&quot;<br />
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music and lyrics by bo burnham<br />
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whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,<br />
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die<br />
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants<br />
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.<br />
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split a decision with long division, <br />
take the circumference of your circumcision<br />
live like your data and when you're all &quot;set&quot;<br />
put it all together and whatever you get.<br />
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is new math...<br />
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whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal<br />
and santa clause mutliplied by &quot;i&quot; well i guess that makes him real,<br />
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,<br />
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.<br />
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take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion<br />
live like your data, and when youre all &quot;set&quot;<br />
put it all together and whatever you get...<br />
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is new math.<br />
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and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...<br />
full of asian porn.<br />
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.<br />
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.<br />
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support the farmers with a pro-tractor, <br />
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)<br />
live like ur data...blah blah<br />
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word problems<br />
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if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,<br />
in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)<br />
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,<br />
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,<br />
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees<br />
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,<br />
for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape<br />
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cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,<br />
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, <br />
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.<br />
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....<br />

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and new math

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Submitted: 02/14/2010
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#1 - CIS White Male (02/14/2010) [-]
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