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Your reaction when you finished Portal

Lyrics:
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE. (Ha ha) FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive, still alive.
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Wow, six thumbs in six hours, you really did your best Funnyjunk.

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Submitted: 05/12/2011
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#3 - azzan (05/12/2011) [-]
#6 - jackthexiv ONLINE (05/12/2011) [-]
And now I have to do another thousand puzzles in P2
And now I have to do another thousand puzzles in P2
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